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Sneak Peek: The Dexter Manley TV Show

This first look at Dexter Manley’s new TV show (via @DextersRushHour) doesn’t disappoint. A sampling of Dexter’s so-called “strategy” for Sunday night’s Redskins-Cowboys game:

— “They can knock those Cowgirls off the line of scrimmage.”
— “Mr. [Brandon] Banks, we need you to run at least two punt returns back.”
— “You watch [LaRon Landry], he takes a zero in on you, and he’s coming to knock your jock off.”
— “Clinton [Portis], show the world and the people of RFK, I mean FedEx Field, that you still have it.”
— “All you law enforcements, you let [people] scalp those tickets, because we need that place rocking.”
— “We need everybody participating, little kids, babies, pooping and everything you got to do. Bring your A game Sunday night.”
— “You must be willing to run over your grandmother, your mother, your sister, and your little sister, and all your other sisters out there. Either you got a lot of illegitimate kids, run over them. Run over dogs, cats, whatever it is you run over them to beat the Dallas Cowboys on Sunday night.”

In closing, I will always love you, Dexter.

Update: The site for Dexter’s show just launched, and it’s pretty crazy.

Bonus: As seen on the Bog, the most amazing Dexter Manley poster:

D.C. sports fan and digital media guy that's been doing this since 2004. Once threw a football further than Chris Cooley.

6 Comments

6 Comments

  1. Hoffgod

    September 9, 2010 at 12:05 PM

    Spectacular. Also, WTF is going on in the background? Yes sir, nothing says Redskins football like an endless loop of zooming in on Greece from space, followed by footage of boats.

  2. KB

    September 9, 2010 at 12:30 PM

    This is awesome in more ways than one.

  3. DarkHeart

    September 9, 2010 at 12:59 PM

    Just recovered from the seizure caused by that wacky background. Did Dexter invite Agent Nil to come poop in FedEx?

  4. Terps77

    September 9, 2010 at 3:18 PM

    Oh, stock footage. Youre the randomest.

  5. kip

    September 10, 2010 at 4:55 PM

    Call of Duty Modern Warfare Green Screen minus the sail boat

  6. fatpickle

    September 10, 2010 at 6:57 PM

    This show will live on forever, like the Baseball Bunch. I don’t care if it only last 2 weeks…it’s awesome beyond words. Is that the Hunt for Red October playing behind him?

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