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Want: Intimidator Ornament

We see D.C. sports-related merchandise all the time that, while we may not actually want it for ourselves, we want to share with you. Welcome to Want.

Take a look at your Christmas tree. It’s for pussies. It probably has some queer ass angel topper and some jolly little bitch ass Santas dangling from its limbs. Your tree needs to grow some balls. Get ‘er done by addin’ this here kick ass D.E.3. ornament:

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Sweet baby jesus above, The Intimidator is born again! Look at that there sombitch, you fuckin’ fuckers! Shit lights up and goes in circles, just like the real No. 3 used to. Man alive, it’s only gonna cost me $25? Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit, I need to get me one of thems. 

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Former Managing Editor at UPROXX; former Senior Editor at @SBNation; former ska-zine editor, fan of bad sports teams and good beer.

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