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Urlacher Tit Grab Girl Is on ‘Rock of Love’

If you don’t watch VH1’s “Rock of Love,” then you totally need to start. Think “Flavor of Love,” but with Bret Michaels. A bunch of idiots with a bunch of booze, ill-fitting clothes, stipper poles, and swimming pools. It’s truly fantastic.

Anyway, I have made an amazing connection: The girl in the world-famous Brian Urlacher photo is indeed Erin from “Rock of Love.” Observe:

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The last time I was this certain about something, I turned out to be wrong, but this time I’m sure I’m right. Further evidence: Erin was Miss Hooters of Illinois 2002.

God bless this show. First they create a porn star, and now it comes to light that they have on the girl that Brian Urlacher sexually molested. Tremendous casting, VH1.

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7 Comments

7 Comments

  1. Larry Brown

    August 1, 2007 at 9:46 AM

    Outstanding sleuthing, Mr. Mottram. Now I have a name to match the face when … nevermind.

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  3. sooverit123

    August 1, 2007 at 4:09 PM

    Not a match…look carefully…I believe the “woman” with Urlacher is named Robin and lives in New Jersey and is 57 yo

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  5. pennylover

    August 12, 2007 at 10:52 PM

    Why do you think you deserve credit such “earth shattering” news…everyone in Chicago has seen Erin and Brian together at various nightclubs and restaurants last fall and winter. Their picture was in the Sun Times last November at some charity event.

  6. pennylover

    August 12, 2007 at 11:04 PM

    You know, I couldn’t sleep for months until I found out who this mystery girl was….now I can rest in peace. IS THERE NOTHING REAL TO WRITE ABOUT IN THE WORLD OF SPORTS ANYMORE. For God’s sake, people. Who really gives a horse’s ass about this photo? Learn how to do some real investigative reporting. Earn your damn paychecks.

  7. Chris Mottram

    August 13, 2007 at 12:39 AM

    Pennylover-

    A) I never said or even hinted at deserving any credit for this post.

    B) We don’t get “paychecks” for this site.

    C) You’re a really smart person, I can tell.

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