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That Fitted Is Hot, Son: C-Notes Edition

Because of the overwhelming demand for me to continue “That Fitted Is Hot, Son” (and by “overwhelming,” I mean one person said to keep it going, which is enough), I’ve decided to bring some more of the freshest lids you can purchase if you wanna look absolutely ridiculous. The theme this week: I’m effing rich, just look at my fitted, bama.

First up is a line of 5950’s called “Lucky Charm” fitteds, which the site describes has having a “bling team logo on front in gold with siver nodes.” Nodes are tight. Having a fake gold chain on the top of your head is tighter:


Second this week is a hat called “Showmeda$” (I can’t make this shit up). For just $36 you can buy one of these hats that have like eight “c-notes” on it. $764 profit is hot, son:


But wait, there’s more. This feature now has it’s own theme song. Peep “Roc Yo Fitted Hat (remix)” by the Do Work Boyz (okay, I made up that group name).

Former Managing Editor at UPROXX; former Senior Editor at @SBNation; former ska-zine editor, fan of bad sports teams and good beer.




    July 31, 2007 at 4:18 AM

    I, personally, like my nodes platinum.

    If I ever made the trek up to Fenway, you could guarantee I’d be rocking my Yankees “Showmeda$” fitted. btw, did’ja see what they did there? Combining 3 words into 1 word with a symbol? Gangsta!

    I’d also like to make a recommendation for the next installment:

    Check mate, son!

  2. Lush

    July 31, 2007 at 7:02 AM

    Yet these hats are still cheaper than what you paid for that Andy Roddick wannabe Lacoste hat. Just sad.

  3. Unsilent Majority

    July 31, 2007 at 10:11 AM

    I love this feature.

  4. ridiculous

    July 31, 2007 at 10:25 AM

    I love this feature.

    I hate it when people spell the word ‘ridiculous’ as ‘rediculous’. It’s not something you’re doing over, it’s something worth ridicule.

  5. twoeightnine

    July 31, 2007 at 11:48 AM

    I love this feature.

    That’s because it’s like a shopping list for you.

  6. Chris Mottram

    July 31, 2007 at 12:28 PM

    Thanks for the spell check, “ridiculous.”

    I wrote this post at 2AM. Thank god for people like you who point out my errors for me.

    And Lush, two things. 1) It’s not a “wannabe” Lacoste hat, it actually is a Lacoste hat. 2) I paid $10 for it. I’m, like, sooooo good at finding a bargain.

  7. odessasteps

    July 31, 2007 at 1:19 PM

    that puts to shame my buying of wacky minor league baseball hats.

  8. Awful Announcing

    July 31, 2007 at 4:52 PM

    I think you’re okay Odessa….I don’t think C-Mots would ever actually purchase one of these.

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