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Holy Crap Chris Got Married

Sorry Ladies of the Internet, Chris Mottram Is Off the Market

In case you’re wondering where we’ve been since last Wednesday, here’s a pic of Chris getting married at New River Gorge in wild and wonderful West Virginia (pic via @chrislittman):

Yeah, it was pretty fantastic. Leave a congratulatory comment if you like, and many thanks to JP Finlay for covering the Redskins beat in our absence. Also, what’d I miss?

D.C. sports fan and digital media guy that's been doing this since 2004. Once threw a football further than Chris Cooley.



  1. Yosef

    August 1, 2011 at 6:30 PM

    That poor woman :(

    j/k, congrats man!

  2. albert

    August 1, 2011 at 9:36 PM


  3. ThisGuy

    August 1, 2011 at 9:47 PM


    What’d you miss? Uh…they be raisin’ the debt roof up in dis bitch!

  4. Terps77

    August 1, 2011 at 10:37 PM

    Congrats! Love & happiness!

  5. Jules

    August 2, 2011 at 9:08 AM


    You didn’t miss a thing.

  6. The Moose

    August 2, 2011 at 11:28 AM

    Much love from The Moose species.

  7. dkeat

    August 2, 2011 at 1:39 PM

    Nice. Congrats brotha.

  8. Phil

    August 2, 2011 at 4:12 PM


  9. Nancy

    September 27, 2013 at 5:20 PM

    Much happiness, love and laughter. Congrats!

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