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Semin Gives WaPo’s News Room The Headline It’s Been Waiting All Year to Use

We were going to provide some super in-depth analysis of the Capitals’ Game 1 win last night, but then we saw this headline on and spent the next hour giggling and making fart jokes.

Thankfully, Japers’ Rink is far more mature and intelligent than us, so he has the analysis stuff covered. Head there for all of that. But seriously y’all, SEMEN BLAST LOL!

Former Managing Editor at UPROXX; former Senior Editor at @SBNation; former ska-zine editor, fan of bad sports teams and good beer.



  1. ThisGuy

    April 14, 2011 at 10:57 AM

    I was hoping for “Caps In-Semin-ate Rags!”

  2. Donk Donkerson

    April 14, 2011 at 11:53 AM

    Semin blast hits Lundqvist’s #2 hole.

  3. CptChaosSidekick

    April 14, 2011 at 4:45 PM

    All of this is gold!

  4. A Fine Messi

    April 14, 2011 at 5:12 PM

    Lundqvist Leaves Verizon Centre with Salty After Taste in Back of His Thorat.

  5. Trousers

    April 14, 2011 at 7:01 PM

    Lundqvist chokes on Semin.

    Sorry, thats a bit of a stretch. But seriously WaPo, really? I mean, really?

  6. Trousers

    April 14, 2011 at 7:11 PM

    Damn you no edit! “Ludqvist chokes on Semin blast” works perfect.

  7. Terps77

    April 18, 2011 at 12:02 AM

    HAHHH! They call him Jizz cause his last name is Semin.

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