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Scenes From Skins-Eagles: Truck Nuts And Go-Go, That’s What D.C. Does

There was the personal port-a-potty at our neighbor’s tailgate, a Portis Miami throwback and even a jacket listing every win over Dallas. I saw a Skins fan take an Eagles fan to the bathroom floor and later told a filly from Philly that she has “a mouth like a toilet.” But nothing captures the essence of Mr. Irrelevant at a Skins game like meeting a perfect stranger in our best-selling t-shirt who’s willing to pose with another man’s truck nuts:

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That’s Pulitzer Prize-level shit right there, shit that can only be matched by the glory that is a Redskins band celebration in the end zone bar:

“Awww, D.C.” indeed.

D.C. sports fan and digital media guy that's been doing this since 2004. Once threw a football further than Chris Cooley.

4 Comments

4 Comments

  1. StetSportsBlog

    December 22, 2008 at 2:33 PM

    Truck nuts are more what NoVa does (or at least used to.

    Maj was really hoping that the band would put it in the pocket.

  2. Chris Mottram

    December 22, 2008 at 3:21 PM

    By “D.C.” I believe we meant the entire “DMV.” Clearly, that particularly vehicle is from Maryland, not NoVA.

  3. Terps77

    December 23, 2008 at 12:19 AM

    Can we hire those guys to play through loudspeakers pointed at Vinny Cerratos office until he resigns?

  4. Mal Funkshon

    December 23, 2008 at 8:26 AM

    I wish I could have snapped a picture of the dozen or so idiots in my section (106) getting arrested for fighting.

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