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Redskins Replace Boss Hog Buges With 49ers’ Chris Foerster

The coaching staff continues to come together, with the latest addition being 49ers offensive line coach Chris Foerster, who will replace the recently resigned Joe Bugel. I know nothing about Foerster, but Wikipedia does:

Foerster was hired by the San Francisco 49ers on February 15, 2008 as the co-offensive line coach. He assumed the title of offensive line coach in week 8 of the 2008 season.

Prior to joining the 49ers, Foerster spent three years (2005-07) as the offensive line coach and assistant head coach for the Baltimore Ravens. Foerster has also served as the offensive coordinator for the Miami Dolphins (2004), tight ends coach for the Indianapolis Colts (2002-03), offensive line coach for the Tampa Buccaneers (1996-2001) and assistant offensive line/tight ends coach for the Minnesota Vikings (1993-95).

And look at him in that photo. THIS GUY can flat out coach offensive linemen. He talks to them. He uses his hands. He talks while using his hands AT THE SAME TIME. This is a GUY who understands the importance of sunglasses on a sunny day in California, and protecting your face from harmful UV rays with a ballcap. I like his posture. I like his worth ethic. And I like his name. The Redskins are gonna be very pleased with THIS GUY’s ability to coach guys to block other guys in the National Football League.

/Jon Gruden and/or any ESPN analyst

Seriously though: I like his sunglasses. He means business.

Former Managing Editor at UPROXX; former Senior Editor at @SBNation; former ska-zine editor, fan of bad sports teams and good beer.



  1. Jamie Mottram

    January 21, 2010 at 2:07 PM

    With apologies to Drew Magary, your Gruden is the best.

  2. CamLwalk

    January 23, 2010 at 3:23 AM

    You guys is funny today.

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