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Cheers to jake for predicting the Redskins would lose badly to St. Louis. Now he gets to guest post!

Here are our crackerjack staff’s scientific predictions for this week’s game. Make yours down in the comments. Whoever comes closest becomes a published author on this here weblog.

Chris Mottram: Giants, 31-17

There is still “plenty on the line,” especially considering the Skins have a chance to “finish near the top of the division.” These last three games are a “great opportunity” to “play spoiler” and “end on a good note.” I look for them to use this as “motivation” and lose by only 14 points on Sunday. (Everything in quotes is taken directly from Redskins.com.)

Matt Terl: Giants, 17-14

Cousins gets in and it goes poorly. Gruden says something honest but stupidly ill-advised in his postgame remarks. We all sit around waiting to see if anyone gets fired straight off the plane. More of the same, basically.

JP Finlay: Giants, 34-21

Too much ODB. Way too much.

Andy Peden: Giants, 34-11

Make it stop.

Todd Davis: Giants, 27-2

The fake punt was vintage Horny for Zorny! Hoping for more of the same this week. To paraphrase The Usual Suspects, the Skins these Giants what disfunction truly is.

Jack Kogod: Giants, 27-3

I haven’t watched a game in weeks. Are they still terrible? They’re probably still terrible.

Jamie Mottram: Giants, 27-10

The Redskins have the longest losing streak in the NFC, and it isn’t close. Keep it going!

Composite prediction: Giants, 24-11

D.C. sports fan and digital media guy that's been doing this since 2004. Once threw a football further than Chris Cooley.

19 Comments

19 Comments

  1. drewtabaga

    December 12, 2014 at 10:05 AM

    Giants- 38
    Skins- 14

    ¯\_(?)_/¯

    • drewtabaga

      December 12, 2014 at 10:06 AM

      Goddamnit, I botched the shrug emoticon.

  2. ThisGuy

    December 12, 2014 at 10:16 AM

    double digit points?

    38
    9

    guess which team gets which score

  3. RL

    December 12, 2014 at 11:04 AM

    A stick in the eye and and a kick in the shin.

  4. deepvalue

    December 12, 2014 at 11:11 AM

    Giants 17
    Washington 11

    FGs and safeties. Losing three in a row to the NFC East would indeed be the bottom.

  5. Jim Ed

    December 12, 2014 at 11:20 AM

    Redskins 24
    Giants 13

    Skins look surprisingly competent for stretches, giving people false hope and saving Gruden’s job in the process. Larry Michael gets chesty on the radio Monday, throws moron shade at Steinbog.

    This Fucks the team out of a top 5 pick, they decide to trade back and inexplicably draft Devin Thomas again in the second round – Larry Michael grades it an A+ because of his intangibles,

    • RL

      December 12, 2014 at 11:24 AM

      We’ve gotten to the point where victories are losses

  6. filthylaugh

    December 12, 2014 at 12:00 PM

    NY – 24
    DC – 10

    I got nothing.

  7. Nate

    December 12, 2014 at 12:04 PM

    Odell Backham Jr vs Washington Football Team

    ODB – 35
    Washington – 13

  8. Nate

    December 12, 2014 at 12:05 PM

    *Beckham…i suck at typing

  9. Z

    December 12, 2014 at 12:59 PM

    G-men 31
    Snyder Suck Factory 27

  10. Mike Bradley

    December 12, 2014 at 2:48 PM

    colt mccoy plays like todd collins, alf runs like portis, and the o- line channels their inner john jansen, chris samuels, casey rabach, todd wade and randy thomas.

    Chocolate City- 22
    Gotham – 10

  11. Chris___

    December 12, 2014 at 4:07 PM

    Skins love “moral victories” with nothing on the line.
    16 Skins
    9 GiAnts

    There is no chance of rain, it rains
    Colt goes 3-12, 12 yards, 1 Int gets benched
    Bob comes in 2-8, 70 yards, 1 TD, a 68 yarder to D-Jax, then gets miraculously broken in the leg area.
    Kirk finishes the 4th quarter in true Kirk-off-the-bench fashion 4-4, 53 yards, 1 TD to Reed
    Alf gets 40 yards on 40 carries
    Pierre falls victim to an unfortunate prank as he catches no pass (not the prank) on no targets (also not the prank) but his joking questions on the side line of “can you guys see me?” are ignored (the prank). His confidence is shattered, he conducts his post game interviews in French.
    Breeland finishes the game with 4 passes defended, 1 questionable penalty for illegal contact, 2 suplexes, gets a WWF (It’s still real to me damn it) offer.
    Kerrigan gets 2.5 sacks, makes Gretzky’s head bleed, suplexes Breeland, his NFL career is followed by a mediocre political career.

  12. Boo Rod Gardner

    December 12, 2014 at 9:23 PM

    Who cares?

  13. RG-30 more years until another super bowl

    December 12, 2014 at 9:26 PM

    NY – 41
    Wash – 20

  14. Tim of the Tribe

    December 13, 2014 at 11:56 AM

    Giants – 35
    Redskins – 9
    Me – Ritual Suicide

  15. Das_pig

    December 14, 2014 at 10:07 AM

    36-3 Giants

    The lone field goal comes early when team MVP Tress Way pins the giants deep in their own territory and Kerrigan strip-sacks Eli. When the offense takes over, they actually lose 20 yards from sacks and holding penalties, but still manage to be close enough for the kick.

  16. jake

    December 14, 2014 at 11:28 AM

    20-13 Giants

    Washington secondary focuses so much on the obvious (Beckham) that they give Eli two wide open TD throws to other WRs.

    McCoy is ineffective and gets knocked out again. RG3 comes on and gets sacked twice.

  17. RunsLikeDeer

    December 14, 2014 at 12:21 PM

    NYG – 24
    Redskins – 13

    is it time for the NYE/NYD bowl games yet?

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