That’s our brother Beef following the Skins’ win over the Giants in Week 1. Here’s to him striking the same pose later tonight, except more Dallas-y.
Kickoff: 8:30 p.m. ET
Line: Redskins +3.5
Prediction: Redskins by 3
Beer: So you’re going to be in Texas for a Monday night game. You’re looking around for something local, but you can’t really bring yourself to buy something from Texas. It’s understandable and I have a solution for you. Two words: Choc Beer. Three Words: Choc Beer perhaps-perfection-in-tailgating-refreshment. Choc is a pre-prohibition-style lager made just outside of McAlester, Oklahoma in Krebs. Here is the argument for it being an amazing tailgate beer. 1) It comes in a can; 2) It’s under 5%; 3) The sixth is as delicious as the first. If you’re not into the lager, they make other stuff, a lot of other stuff. If you can’t find something to catch-you-in-stride-for-70-yards-to-tie-it-at-13-13-with-2:44-left-in-the-4th, you might as well grab a Lone Star and play it safe in an Orakpo Longhorns Jersey. — Mr. I Beer Guy Chris Larkum
Donk Donkerson
September 26, 2011 at 10:37 PM
PG County suckers.
Chris
September 26, 2011 at 10:38 PM
That was fun, they should do it again.
Jamie Mottram
September 26, 2011 at 10:39 PM
Remember, Romo has thrown a TD pass in like 20+ straight games. Meaning, this ain’t over, obviously.
Trousers
September 26, 2011 at 10:42 PM
OOOO FUMBLE?
Ms Mayhem
September 26, 2011 at 10:43 PM
“Hey there’s a run of more than 10 yards for the Cowboys! Someone stop the presses!”
kip
September 26, 2011 at 10:43 PM
fuckin a
Donk Donkerson
September 26, 2011 at 10:47 PM
Please tell me that its just cramps….please.
drewtabaga
September 26, 2011 at 10:54 PM
wasn’t the running game just getting going, or was it just me?
kip
September 26, 2011 at 10:55 PM
abandon the run
Jules
September 26, 2011 at 10:56 PM
Sigh.
Jamie Mottram
September 26, 2011 at 10:56 PM
Both Orakpo and the running game are MIA all of the sudden.
JDP
September 26, 2011 at 10:59 PM
This is far too tense
kip
September 26, 2011 at 10:59 PM
he’s back thankfully
Jamie Mottram
September 26, 2011 at 11:03 PM
Okay, let’s make it Hightower-Helu time.
kip
September 26, 2011 at 11:04 PM
i think the run is our key to victory
Jamie Mottram
September 26, 2011 at 11:06 PM
Sav Rocca is a hell of a punter. A holder not so much.
Jules
September 26, 2011 at 11:06 PM
So much for that.
kip
September 26, 2011 at 11:07 PM
besides his holding hi jinks Sav has kicked the shit out of the ball
Jamie Mottram
September 26, 2011 at 11:12 PM
That blind-side hit on Romo by Rob Jackson was just awesome.
Ms Mayhem
September 26, 2011 at 11:13 PM
Ugh. Stupid crap penalty.
Jamie Mottram
September 26, 2011 at 11:13 PM
Nevermind. That Atogwe penalty was a killer.
Donk Donkerson
September 26, 2011 at 11:15 PM
Winners: Defense
Ms Mayhem
September 26, 2011 at 11:15 PM
Romo showing signs of severe silicosis of the vagina.
kip
September 26, 2011 at 11:16 PM
that botched fg is going to bite us in the ass
Donk Donkerson
September 26, 2011 at 11:22 PM
run.that.clock.
Chris
September 26, 2011 at 11:27 PM
So this is what having a punter is like, it’s nice and I wish we didn’t need him so much.
JDP
September 26, 2011 at 11:28 PM
Too bad Cowboys make up the yards Rocca got us in like 1 play
Ms Mayhem
September 26, 2011 at 11:30 PM
Winner: Costa!*
*extreme sarcasm
Jamie Mottram
September 26, 2011 at 11:31 PM
OMG DeAngelo Hall WTF
JDP
September 26, 2011 at 11:32 PM
Thats the game. Fuck.
Donk Donkerson
September 26, 2011 at 11:33 PM
Jesus. I cant take it. I cant take it.
Donk Donkerson
September 26, 2011 at 11:35 PM
ok ok
Ms Mayhem
September 26, 2011 at 11:36 PM
Raise your hand if you’re haunted by that botched FG right about now…
Donk Donkerson
September 26, 2011 at 11:37 PM
Plenty of time.
Ms Mayhem
September 26, 2011 at 11:37 PM
I’m going to puke if they keep up with this Romo love
Ms Mayhem
September 26, 2011 at 11:43 PM
Nice job, sex cannon. Way to totally fuck that up.
JDP
September 26, 2011 at 11:43 PM
I’m unwilling to put that on Grossman. Totally willing to put the whole game on Kyle Shanahan’s playcalling. And 3rd and 21. Oy.
Jamie Mottram
September 26, 2011 at 11:43 PM
What a shitty, shitty loss. I’ll hang that one on Danny Smith and DeAngelo Hall.
Chris
September 26, 2011 at 11:43 PM
ugh, the worst
TJL
September 26, 2011 at 11:44 PM
Winner: john beck
Chris
September 26, 2011 at 11:44 PM
I guess Romo’s pretty great, gottem 6 field goals
Mike Bradley
September 26, 2011 at 11:49 PM
dammit.
Matt
September 27, 2011 at 12:08 AM
DeAngelo Hall…pack shit, get out
Ketel on Rocks
September 27, 2011 at 12:09 AM
Hard to lay this at the feet of Rex. I think we’re getting to the point where we can pinpoint where Rex is in his career: adequate. For every TD he’ll probably have a turnover. He’s basically Brunell 2.0.
I’m hardly a Rex fan, but the sardonic snickering by ESPN commentators everytime his name get mentioned seems a little overboard. He’s not as bad as the consensus makes it sound.
But hey, Tony “Christ” Romo is the new Brett Favre. A mistake -prone QB who get’s jammed down our throats as the gritty gunslinger. Only one problem… Rex has more playoff wins than Romo.