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Overpaid Ex-Redskin to Possibly Become Underpaid UFL Player

Adam Archuleta, who the Redskins made the highest paid safety in NFL history back in ’06, was selected by the still nameless Las Vegas franchise in last night’s UFL draft. This means that Arch Deluxe (sigh) has the option to sign with Vegas and play in the UFL or continue being an unemployed former NFL player. Should he decide to play in the UFL, his head coach will be Jim Fassel. Assuming they ever actually play games — there’s no schedule yet.

(When you do a Google image search for “Adam Archuleta,” seven of the 18 photos on the first page are of his Playmate wife. And in nine of the remaining 11 photos, Archuleta looks like a total fucking douchebag god I hate this guy let us never speak of him again.)

Former Managing Editor at UPROXX; former Senior Editor at @SBNation; former ska-zine editor, fan of bad sports teams and good beer.



  1. thighmaster

    June 19, 2009 at 12:02 PM

    last time Vegas had a football team, He Hate Me was king. now they have We Hate He

  2. Chris Mottram

    June 19, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    /standing ovation

  3. Jamie Mottram

    June 19, 2009 at 1:18 PM

    It would be impossible to underpay Adam Archuleta.

  4. 6354201

    June 20, 2009 at 6:43 PM

    I don’t understand the hatred towards Archuleta. It seems pretty unfounded, I mean other than being bad at coverage what has the guy done to warrant this sort of criticism?

  5. Scott

    November 19, 2010 at 6:32 PM

    I don’t get this Hatred either. I also disagree I think Adam Archuleta was a great player and he deserved the big dollas!

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