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Matt Wieters Day Is Finally Here

We’d normally never direct your away from our own fine line of Mr. Irrelevant T-Shirt Shop products, but today is a special day. It’s Matt Wieters Day. The Orioles savior makes his Major League debut this evening against Dontrelle Willis and the Tigers at Camden. Expect the D-Train to be sent into a head-on collision with Wieters’ bat, which will be made out of the famous Baltimore smokestack, or so says this outstanding tee from MattWietersFacts.com:

Friendly reminder: Someone (hint, hint) has a birthday today, so if you’re looking for any last minute gift ideas, I’d love one of those sweet Affliction Warrior Redskins shirts so my bros know how much I love MMA and the Skins. And kicking ass. But if that’s too expense, a Wieters tee will do. After all, he is the reason I comes before E, except after C. And the only thing more menacing than AFFLICTION gear is grammatically rules.

Former Managing Editor at UPROXX; former Senior Editor at @SBNation; former ska-zine editor, fan of bad sports teams and good beer.

6 Comments

6 Comments

  1. Unsilent Majority

    May 29, 2009 at 11:43 AM

    That Redskins shirt is the worst thing that I’ve ever seen. Well okay, it’s second to the Holocaust Museum.

  2. bk

    May 29, 2009 at 12:55 PM

    How about a “Switch-hitting Jesus” shirt in the Mr. I shop soon?

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  3. Jake

    May 29, 2009 at 2:37 PM

    Got my tickets, I’ll be there to see the man, the myth, the legend in person. Mayhaps I’ll write up a recap and submit it to the Brothers Mottram for them to share.

  4. Chris Mottram

    May 29, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    Photos of the halo over his head would probably be better.

  5. Jake

    May 29, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    Given the rainy forecast its more likely to be a rainbow. nohomo.

  6. Chris Mottram

    May 29, 2009 at 4:22 PM

    And what makes you think he doesn’t have the power to alter the weather as he sees fit?

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