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Join Zorn’s ‘Stay Medium’ Movement

staymedium.jpgThanks to Zorn’s zen powers, everyone is staying medium:

  • Chris Cooley!: “We just need to continue to get better. We kind of have to stay medium here, not get too high on what we’re doing, and just get back to work.”
  • Ladell Betts!!: “We are getting better as an offense every week, and we continue to get better. But we have to stay medium there. We can’t get too high on what we’re doing right now.”
  • Jason Campbell!!!: “At the same time we have to keep a level head, we have to stay medium about this, because when you start winning games, teams start to focus on you more, they start to understand.”
  • Jim Zorn!!!!: “I think acting medium is when we got sacked and it was 2nd and 19. Then we ran a tight end screen and got eight yards back. And then it was third down and we completed a pass for a first down.”
  • Tim Gunn!!!!!: “Why must there be so much consternation and sturm und drang? You have 15 minutes to caucus, stay medium and make it work. Carry on.”

See! “Stay medium” is the new “hard fought.” Now, you can support the movement. Get your “Stay Medium” shirt today. And don’t forget: save 15% on purchases of $25 or more with the “OKTOBER1” coupon code!!!11!!!!1!

Former Managing Editor at UPROXX; former Senior Editor at @SBNation; former ska-zine editor, fan of bad sports teams and good beer.



  1. Unsilent Majority

    October 8, 2008 at 12:08 PM

    Can I still get my steak rare?

  2. Max W

    October 8, 2008 at 12:09 PM

    Blayne: I’m just staying tan and mediumlicious.

  3. StetSportsBlog

    October 8, 2008 at 12:22 PM

    And “knew” is the new word for “new!”

    Catch phrases all around today, boys!

  4. Chris Mottram

    October 8, 2008 at 12:24 PM

    Thanks, smart ass. Buy a t-shirt so I can quit my day job and have enough time to proof read my posts.

  5. StetSportsBlog

    October 8, 2008 at 3:45 PM

    You know its all-love, CM.

    Besides, I’m saving up for the next round of Mason Final Four rings, son.

  6. Bill Fitzgerald

    October 9, 2008 at 8:58 AM

    Medium is fine for the regular season, but everyone knows that in the playoffs, you have to come up large.

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