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EMERGENCY: Redskins Working Out JaMarcus Russell

This is not a test. This is a full-fledged fucking emergency.

JaMarcus Russell is at Redskins Park. Working out. RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE THIS.

This comes the day after Mike Shanahan said that part of the reason McNabb was not in for the two-minute drill was because of poor cardiovascular conditioning. Cheap fat jokes aren’t really our thing*, but … well, JaMarcus Russell isn’t exactly the poster child for conditioning. Not to mention he is an awful quarterback by every measure. But hey, at least the Skins are keeping the bye week interesting.

*Just kidding. Maybe they’re working him out to be our new right tackle, AMIRIGHT? Because he’s overweight.**

** Derp.

Former Managing Editor at UPROXX; former Senior Editor at @SBNation; former ska-zine editor, fan of bad sports teams and good beer.



  1. pearlbullets

    November 2, 2010 at 12:17 PM

    Sonny Jurgenson and Billy Kilmer proved you can be drunk, fat, and successful in the NFL. I’m on board!

  2. Jules

    November 2, 2010 at 12:28 PM

    There are not enough curse words to describe this situation.

  3. Nate

    November 2, 2010 at 1:20 PM

    Shit. Why would the skins even consider working out a QB worse than Rex Grossman? Is Shanahan really giving up at 4-4?

  4. docjay78

    November 2, 2010 at 2:18 PM

    They brought in 20 players to work out, but all of the coverage is on Russell.

  5. Mike Bradley

    November 2, 2010 at 2:28 PM

    pics or video or it didnt happen….

  6. kip

    November 2, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    Why is Shanny trying to turn this season into a dumpster fire

  7. blahblahblah

    November 2, 2010 at 7:34 PM

    Campbell: How you like me now?

  8. grizneta

    November 3, 2010 at 10:55 AM

    oh dysfunctional redskins bullshit of 2009, MISSED YOUUUU.

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