This is not a test. This is a full-fledged fucking emergency.
JaMarcus Russell is at Redskins Park. Working out. RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE THIS.
This comes the day after Mike Shanahan said that part of the reason McNabb was not in for the two-minute drill was because of poor cardiovascular conditioning. Cheap fat jokes aren’t really our thing*, but … well, JaMarcus Russell isn’t exactly the poster child for conditioning. Not to mention he is an awful quarterback by every measure. But hey, at least the Skins are keeping the bye week interesting.
*Just kidding. Maybe they’re working him out to be our new right tackle, AMIRIGHT? Because he’s overweight.**