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Wednesday, May 7th, 2008LeBron’s performance last night was the stuff champions are made of. Let’s review: 2-for-18, 10 turnovers, four “King James” bracelets, one missed game-tying layup, and infinite Nelson-voiced “HA HA”s at the sight of this:
And, yes, we know that no amount of schedenfreud is going to bing the Wizards back to the playoffs. But this is […]
Wiz-Cavs III: Caron Decides to Rise Up
Thursday, May 1st, 2008He’s loved to bits, but it’s good that Gil shut it down. If not for his own health, then so Caron can be the alpha male he really is.
At least two stats support this claim: 1) Washington went 33-25 this season with Butler (a 47-win pace), and 10-14 without (a 34-win pace). 2) In […]
DeShawn Is a Big Animal Rights Guy
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008In his final act of defiance, as if to say, “ain’t nobody gonna out-gangster me,” DeShawn Stevenson showed up to the player’s hotel in Cleveland, completely g’d up in a $19.99 Mike Vick jersey that homeless men would be ashamed to wear:
Buzz Bissinger is disgusted that we’d post this. In his day, men weren’t glorified […]
Proverb Track Disses Jay-Z’s Diss Track
Monday, April 28th, 2008Wiz-Cavs III is a Wiz fan’s nightmare but a Wiz blogger’s fantasy. And so it goes with the latest rap song focusing on LeBron and DeShawn (via MarcJaycobs) … and it’s not by Soulja Boy!
Note: This excuses us to share the gif of DeShawn doing very bad things.
(Considering this one resides at the intersection of […]
Wiz-Cavs III: Don’t Wanna Talk About It
Monday, April 28th, 2008Game 4 was brutal. Getty has a pair of pretty crowd pics though …
Camera 1:
Wiz-Cavs III: Gilbert’s Infinite Joy and Pain
Friday, April 25th, 2008My favorite part of the Best Night Ever? Gilbert Arenas being announced as a surprise starter and jumping onto the scorer’s table as ‘Welcome to the Jungle’ blasts and the crowd goes apeshit. (photo via AP)
My least favorite part? Being handed this sheet of paper 90 minutes later.
The fact that he’s playing through this on […]
Wiz-Cavs III: Clinton Portis’ (OMG) Shoes
Friday, April 25th, 2008Seen by my own two eyes or at least rumored to be there last night: Colin Powell, Soulja Boy (more on him later), Pastor Troy, Larry Hughes, Kevin Durant, Michael Beasley, Roy Hibbert, Jeff Green, Patrick Ewing Jr., Travis Garrison, James Gist, Bruce Pearl, Rock Cartwright, Mike Sellers, Mike Fratello, Michael Wilbon, Tony Reali, Stephen […]
Wiz-Cavs III: I’m a Stephen A. Stalker
Friday, April 25th, 2008You may recall Chris stalking at the Super Bowl. Well, it’s a family trait.
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