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Tuesday, December 13th, 2011This one is from Capitals Correspondent Brad Parker, who’s pretty good at this.
It has to be difficult to watch your team play and fail badly enough that the coach gets fired while you’re rehabbing yet another injury.
Mike Green’s life has been altered and there was nothing he could do about it. He played for [...]
DMV: Fred Davis, Jabar Gaffney, Twitter And Doing It Wrong
Monday, November 21st, 2011Fred Davis went on a postgame Twitter rant to dispute his fumble. [Bog]
Jabar Gaffney also unleashed a string of unfortunate tweets. [SBNDC]
Fun images and jerseys and such from the Redskins-Cowboys game. [Bog]
If you like Winners & Losers, you’ll love these. [Bog, Examiner, CBS D.C.]
“Cowboys eat dick?” Chris Cooley gives good autograph. [Fatpickled]
The Caps really [...]
Revisiting My ‘Redskins Are the Worst 3-1 Team Ever’ Tweet
Thursday, October 13th, 2011After the Skins’ second-half near-collapse in St. Louis I tweeted:
Nearly two weeks on, let’s revisit that perfectly reasonable statement.
First, the Skins’ point differential is +20. That’s pretty good, and it’s not inflated by blowouts. It’s also fifth-best in the NFC and ninth-best in the NFL. Generally speaking, bad teams don’t outscore their opponents. As a [...]
DMV: Redskins Earthquake Tweets!!!???
Wednesday, August 24th, 2011How did Redskins player react to the quake? On Twitter. [Redskins Blog]
Torrey Smith was on-camera when it happened. [Baltimore Sports Report]
Five delayed observations from the Skins-Colts game. [Brooding Burgundy]
A thorough analysis of John Beck’s play against the Colts. [Hogs Haven]
Clinton Portis worked out with Miami, which signed Larry Johnson. [PFT]
Nats waste strong start by Jordan [...]
Brandon Banks Appears to Twitter Brag About Receiving Oral Sex
Thursday, July 21st, 2011That’s an actual tweet from an actual Redskin (via @recordsANDradio). Of course, it’s also a lyric from the Lil Wayne song “Gonorrhea.” Context which may have been wise for Mr. Banks to provide.
Brian Orakpo Isn’t Fond of Your List
Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011I don’t know what top-10 list he’s talking about, but Orakpo tweeted this:
Update: He was referring to some ESPN list, so, you know, “FUCK THEM.”
Update No. 2: Steinz has a stat-y breakdown of ESPN’s wanton snubbery.
George Mason’s Twitter Taunt Backfires (Bonus Video: Mason Band Does Kanye)
Monday, March 7th, 2011George Mason guard Andre Cornelius tweeted this bulletin-board material before yesterday’s CAA semifinal against VCU:
That’s serious trash talk, sir. You can tell by the grammatical imperfection.
In any event, the tweet backfired on Mr. Cornelius, as VCU rammed Mason by 16 on their way to tonight’s final against ODU. Win and the CAA probably gets three [...]
Andray Blatche Is Smart and Mature Pt. 86
Friday, February 25th, 2011NBC Washington relaunched today and as part of that I found two things of interest to you, Mr. Irrelevant readers:
1. They’re publishing a daily roundup of links called the DMV Daily. Wonder where they came up with that.
2. They have a new sports blog called Capital Games, which is authored by Sarah Schorno Kogod, who’s [...]
Scott Van Pelt Is Aware of Our Existence
Thursday, January 27th, 2011Finally, my brother’s bizarre obsession with the weather nets him something other than mockery from loved ones — a shoutout from Scott Van Pelt:
Mottrams should kill SB Nation or Mottram bros kill it? I’ll go with the latter.
That was quite nice of SVP, and it was in response to Chris retweeting something Van Pelt had [...]
Maryland Fans Still Heckle Jason Williams
Thursday, November 11th, 2010The baller-turned-broadcaster formerly known as Jason Williams called Maryland-Charleston for ESPNU and had this to tweet (via Testudo Times):
In case you don’t get the joke, here’s the backstory: Williams, who was the national player of the year at Duke, was drafted No. 2 overall by the Bulls in 2002. One year later he got into [...]
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