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Monday, May 12th, 2008If The Price Is Right isn’t a sport then I wasn’t an All-American caliber athlete in middle school. What I’m trying to say here is that I was quite fat in middle school, and when I wasn’t busy eating nachos, I was busy watching The Price Is Right and eating nachos. In my extensive history […]
New Balance Scores the Best Commercial of the Tournament
Friday, March 28th, 2008
If you just watched that, you’re probably begging for those 60 seconds back. Sorry, they’re gone. But allow me to explain myself.
See, this commercial speaks to me, man. I don’t think I’ve ever connected more with an advertisement. (Well, aside from the new Hardees stock car racing commercial. Baking is for pussies, right boys!?) I […]
This Is Far Sadder Than Favre Leaving
Friday, March 7th, 2008Jamie and I have consulted and agreed that we’re secure enough in our heterosexuality (see also: homosexuality) that we can A) openly admit we watch “American Idol” (but hate Seacrest, ew!), B) are both mourning today after Danny Noriega was kicked off by gay-bashing America last night.
So, now that we’ve had to say goodnight to […]
Portis Is ‘Lusting’ On Next Top Model
Friday, February 8th, 2008This is apparently from over a year ago, but it’s new to me (I only watch Bravo’s reality programming). Thanks to the Bog:
Janice Dickinson (who has every right to be the authority on who is and isn’t attractive) is so right. That girl did look old and fat. Fucking huge, in fact.
What […]
American Idol Found a Hot Cage Fighter
Wednesday, January 16th, 2008I’m watching American Idol. Partly because I have a writer’s strike TV jones, partly because I’m married and partly because Idol is the NFL of the entertainment world, and the Skins aren’t playing again anytime soon.
Chris missed the premiere, however, which he told me was “the biggest blunder in [his] television viewing career,” but he […]
New ‘Gladiators’ Provides Hilarity
Tuesday, January 15th, 2008Sadly, I’ve been lured into watching the new “American Gladiators” program. Like most males my age, my youth was spent watching the original version of the program, countless re-runs of “Saved By the Bell,” and playing with Care Bears G.I. Joes. So, with the writers continuing to screw us (thank God “Project Runway” requires no […]
Remebering Chris Farley, Comic Genius
Tuesday, December 18th, 2007As 100% Injury Rate points out, it was 10 years ago today that Chris Farley passed away. I was 15 at the time, and Farley was — and continues to be — my comedic idol. If you asked me to name the top 10 funniest movies I’ve ever seen, both “Tommy Boy” and “Black Sheep” […]
Just in Case You Need More Caliendo
Wednesday, November 7th, 2007Gmail’s spam filters suck. And this morning, I was grateful for that fact because I received a great piece of unintentional comedy from TBS. From what I can gather, the people at TBS think you’re stupid. There is no other explanation for the following three sentences which appeared atop the email:
Don’t worry. Even though […]