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ARE, Santana Show Their Drama Faces
Tuesday, August 5th, 2008Antwaan Randle El plays Thalia, the muse of comedy, to Santana Man’s Melpomene, the muse of tragedy, after practice today at Redskins Park (click to see desktop sized image):
Thanks to Brian from AA for the head’s up on this beauty. We also have a bonus photo for you after the jump of the Zorn Star’s […]
Place Your Bets: CP vs. LaRon
Tuesday, May 6th, 2008As covered by La Canfora in the Insider on Sunday, Portis and Landry had a disagreement during practice over the weekend. The topic of contention: Who is faster. So, they decided to settle the dispute in the safest possible manner: Push their hamstrings to the brink in a meaningless 40-yard race while the Zorn Star […]
Pourin’ Some Out For Their Homie, No. 21
Thursday, April 3rd, 2008It’s been five months since the death of our beloved Sean Taylor, but it’s never, ever too late to pour out some malt liquor for your homeboy:
This photo comes via Busted Coverage, which has another shot of a whiteboy pourin’ some for The Boom King, but in typical whiteboy fashion, he’s pourin’ out some pale […]
Portis Back to Playing Dress-Up
Thursday, November 8th, 2007I’m not really sure what we’re looking at here. CP calls this character “Choo Choo” and hopefully video is soon to follow. It kinda looks likes like if Johnny Depp’s Willy Wonka was going to Carnival but made a pit stop in China first. Or maybe Laos. I guess this is what we get when […]
Devin Hester Wishes to Be Noticed
Monday, September 24th, 2007Yes, that is apparently the ride of the greatest kick returner since those two years when Dante Hall was somehow good. I gots to say, that whip is hot, son. You knows he must’ve paid a grip for that Louis Vitton interior and paint job. Not to mention those men’s capri jorts, or shants, if […]
Clinton Portis’ Teammates Are the Worst
Wednesday, August 29th, 2007The 7th Floor Crew is great at degrading women, not so good at remembering their friends’ birthdays. On Saturday, Clinton Portis’ age will officially match his jersey number as he turns the big 2-6. But what do you get for the man who has everything (except for a healthy knee)? Apparently, nothing at all:
“These are […]
Clearly, It’s Hot at Redskins Camp
Wednesday, August 8th, 2007I haven’t been all over this great land of ours, but I would argue that August in D.C. is hotter than anywhere else in the country. “It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity” is the most accurate cliche ever. The heat index in Ashburn, where Skins camp is, was in the 110-115 range yesterday.
In this […]





