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« Previous EntriesJim Rome Reads Cooley’s Blog Verbatim
Friday, May 9th, 2008Captain Chaos has now made three posts for us over at Shutdown Corner. All three have been Benson-esque, and the past two have made it on ESPN.
Last week’s, concerning rookie contracts, was bandied about by Kornheiser and Wilbon on PTI, and this week’s, telling tales of drug testing, was read by the namesake of Rome […]
Did Portis Hurt Himself Racing Landry?
Thursday, May 8th, 2008When Clinton Portis and LaRon Landry raced after practice the other day, Chris raised the specter of foolish injury. I laughed it off at the time due to entertainment value, but now, from Jason Reid at the Post (via The Mayor, of course):
Running back Clinton Portis (minor hip injury) sat out practice. Zorn theorized that […]
Blog Show No. 48: The Cooley Interview
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008In our 13-month history we’ve only conducted four interviews: Brian Powell (Awful Announcing), Matt Ufford (With Leather), Soulja Boy (Crank That) and now Chris Cooley (Burgundy & Golden God). And, while our off-camera conversations are always better, what’s said here is still pretty damn good.
Press play for Cooley discussing Leinart’s beer bong, lingerie pics of […]
Place Your Bets: CP vs. LaRon
Tuesday, May 6th, 2008As covered by La Canfora in the Insider on Sunday, Portis and Landry had a disagreement during practice over the weekend. The topic of contention: Who is faster. So, they decided to settle the dispute in the safest possible manner: Push their hamstrings to the brink in a meaningless 40-yard race while the Zorn Star […]
This Week’s Blog Show Mystery Guest …
Monday, May 5th, 2008… is Redskins Pro Bowler and as-discussed-on-PTI blogger Chris Cooley!
That’s right, an Agent Steinz-Captain Chaos-Mister Irrelevant three-way is straight ahead on tomorrow’s Blog Show, and look at Dan … he’s thrilled!
Fred Davis Stays Out Late, Is Sleepy
Monday, May 5th, 2008The Skins second overall pick, tight end Fred Davis, needs a new alarm clock. He overslept yesterday morning, missing the final day of the Skins first minicamp. This is a tremendous way to endear yourself to a fan base which is still trying to understand why you’re on this team (Chris Cooley attempts to explain).
Davis’ […]
Colt Brennan Is a Douche, But His Girlfriend Seems Like She Might Be Alright
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008Let me tell you why Colt Brennan is a proverbial douchebag:
His fucking name is Colt. Perhaps he should try going by his middle name, James. I realize people may end up calling him “Jamie,” which is a girl’s name, but it’s better than being called “Colt,” which is the same as your name being Douche. […]
Cooley’s Shorts Will Melt Your Face Off
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008If anyone was worried about how Chris Cooley is reacting to the Redskins burning a second-rounder on a pass-catching tight end, they can stop now, because Capt. Chaos’ spirits are high enough to share some of his drawings. And, wouldn’t you know it, the guy’s got talent.
Follow the link for artwork depicting himself, teammate Todd […]