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Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008I very well may have sold this dude that jersey (via Straight Cash Homey) while working at the Champ’s Sports in Tyson’s Corner during the summer of ‘94, and, for that, I’m sorry.
Even with the Desmond Howards sitting there in the clearance bin, serving as a gentle warning, the Shulers were just flying off […]
Cooley and Dale Junior Are Seriously BFF
Wednesday, June 18th, 2008Hit Shutdown Corner for Chris Cooley’s latest blogging effort, which details a day spent at the track with big winner Dale Earnhardt Jr. and the conversation seen here, moderated by NBC sports anchor Lindsay Czarniak:
Mrs. Relevant listened to that for all of 60 seconds before declaring, “Wow, these two are really into each other.” I […]
Breaking: John Kruk Is Already Dead
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008I couldn’t believe this when I heard it late last night either, but apparently John Kruk has been dead for some time. I can only assume the fat, mullet-headed dipshit we see on Baseball Tonight everyday is a white trash zombie of some sort.
And did you hear that? “This is a great moment for all […]
That’s a Lovely Hat of Death
Sunday, January 20th, 2008In case you were curious, the best way to stay warm while watching football in -2 degrees Fahrenheit is to kill a fox and just rest the entire carcass atop your head. This Packers fan demonstrates:
If you look closely, you can actually see that the animal’s legs serve as a nice back warmer as well.
Best Ballplayer Bow-Hunting Photo Ever
Wednesday, October 24th, 2007First off, I’m biased because Will Clark is my favorite athlete of all-time, even if he never played up to his contract with Baltimore.
Secondly, all credit for this goes to O’s blog Camden Chat, which I read all season long, for finding this particular photo.
Last off, take in the awe-inspiring goodness of Clark, Buddy Groom […]
Scenes From the Maryland-West Virginia Game, Featuring a Mountaineer Mullet
Friday, September 14th, 2007Mr. Irrelevant correspondent and Maryland badass Brad “Inside the” Parker — whom you may know from such productions as our MD football preview — was at last night’s beatdown in College Park. What follows are his pics and my words, a deadly collaboration:
The very rare buttcut mullet (at least he spelled Virginia correctly, unlike some […]
Mr. Irrelevant Ups the Ante on Joe Sports Fan’s 69-Wearing Fan of the Week
Tuesday, September 11th, 2007The brothers Mottram are kindred spirits with the guys at Joe Sports Fan, a St. Louis-based site that frequently brings the funny. So upon seeing their choice for this week’s Fan of the Week, a Rams fan wearing a customized, classy “TWELFTHMAN” jersey with the number 69, I had no choice but to post up […]
‘Hey Kige, Say Hi to Your Mom’
Saturday, September 1st, 2007Unsilent Majority, who is a friend of the Mottrams and also has an uncanny knack for matching throwback jerseys with old-school Nikes, is working the weekend shift over at Deadspin. Today, he unearthed a mp3 of THE Kige Ramsey on some radio station in Austin. Instead of blatantly making fun of Kige on-air, “Gregg and […]
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