Category Archives: Predictions

Redskins-Giants Predictions

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Cheers to jake for predicting the Redskins would lose badly to St. Louis. Now he gets to guest post!

Here are our crackerjack staff’s scientific predictions for this week’s game. Make yours down in the comments. Whoever comes closest becomes a published author on this here weblog.

Chris Mottram: Giants, 31-17

There is still “plenty on the line,” especially considering the Skins have a chance to “finish near the top of the division.” These last three games are a “great opportunity” to “play spoiler” and “end on a good note.” I look for them to use this as “motivation” and lose by only 14 points on Sunday. (Everything in quotes is taken directly from Redskins.com.)

Matt Terl: Giants, 17-14

Cousins gets in and it goes poorly. Gruden says something honest but stupidly ill-advised in his postgame remarks. We all sit around waiting to see if anyone gets fired straight off the plane. More of the same, basically.

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Redskins-Colts Predictions

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Cheers to JP for predicting the Redskins would lose a close one in San Francisco. Now he gets to guest post!

Here are our crackerjack staff’s scientific predictions for this week’s game. Make yours down in the comments. Whoever comes closest becomes a published author on this here weblog.

Matt Terl: Colts, 28-27

COLT VS. COLTS!!!!!!!

Chris Mottram: Colts, 28-24

Benching RGIII is the right “football move,” giving them the best chance to win, but it won’t matter.

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Redskins-49ers Predictions

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Cheers to Z for predicting the Redskins would lose in excruciating fashion to Tampa Bay. Now he gets to guest post!

Here are our crackerjack staff’s scientific predictions for this week’s game. Make yours down in the comments. Whoever comes closest becomes a published author on this here weblog.

Chris Mottram: 49ers, 31-10

I would argue last week was rock bottom of the Snyder Era — coming off a bye, a 20-point blowout loss at home to a one-win team in which your franchise quarterback looked absolutely lost, followed by a week of PRESS CONFERENCE-GATE. Can they sink even lower? Can’t wait to find out!

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Redskins-Buccaneers Predictions

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Cheers to beck of a good time for predicting the Redskins would lose in excruciating fashion at Minnesota. Now he gets to guest post!

Here are our crackerjack staff’s scientific predictions for this week’s game. Make yours down in the comments. Whoever comes closest becomes a published author on this here weblog.

JP Finlay: Redskins, 34-17

Skins best effort of the year. Tampa Bay WRs are a worry but Breeland and Amerson play well. Pass rush gets to McCown. RGIII with 2 TDs.

Jamie Mottram: Redskins, 27-20

After watching Josh McCown’s emotional press conference from last week, I think I’m going to root for the Bucs from here on out. After this week, of course.

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Redskins-Vikings Predictions

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Cheers to They Call me Fitz for predicting the Redskins would pull off the big upset in Dallas. Now he gets to make a guest post!

Here are our crackerjack staff’s completely scientific predictions for this week’s game. Make yours down in the comments. Whichever reader comes closest becomes a published author on this here weblog.

Andy Peden: Redskins, 23-17

That seconnd half was classic Jerry & the Cowboys, so no matter what happens this week it will be a letdown. I think it’s a game early for RGIII to come back but he ends up looking good and even running a little. We go into the bye with a three-game win streak!

Jack Kogod: Redskins, 24-21

[Starting RGIII] is a terrible idea. The season is basically wasted. RGIII will be limping at some point. And yet, Redskins win to keep 11-5 alive for one more week.

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Redskins-Cowboys Predictions

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Congrats to RunsLikeDeer for knowing the Redskins would squeak one out vs. Tennessee. Now he gets to make a guest post!

Here are our crackerjack staff’s completely scientific predictions for this week’s game. Make yours down in the comments. Whichever reader comes closest becomes a published author on this here weblog.

Chris Mottram: Cowboys, 31-17

I can’t decide if this is gonna be a blowout or if the Skins manage to keep it close. Either way, they’re gonna lose. RGIII returns to lead a 2-6 team against the 3-5 Vikings. The season continues to spiral into deeper sadness.

Matt Terl: Cowboys, 42-11

RGIII plays and it is a complete catastrophe.

Andy Peden, Cowboys, 31-17

Yes, he starts even though he shouldn’t. And that’s coming from an RGIII believer.

JP Finlay: Cowboys, 28-20

Cowboys win, Skins cover, goes under. A lot of D. Murray in the 2nd half.

Jack Kogod: Cowboys, 27-10

Dallas and the under.

Todd Davis: Cowboys, 24-16

I actually think this is closer than we think no matter who starts because the Cowboys run the ball all the time now to hide their own D and shorten the game. But with our current secondary, there’s just no way in good conscience to even remotely hope for another Dallas national game miracle.

Jamie Mottram: Cowboys, 28-17

At Dallas on Monday night. What could go wrong?

Composite prediction: Cowboys, 30-15

Redskins-Titans Predictions

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Congrats to Mikeyvanilli for knowing the Redskins would come up short in Arizona. Now he gets to make a guest post!

Here are our crackerjack staff’s completely scientific predictions for this week’s game. Make yours down in the comments. Whichever reader comes closest becomes a published author on this here weblog.

JP Finlay: Redskins, 27-22

It’s Homecoming. You gotta win homecoming right?

Chris Mottram: Redskins, 31-27

Wait, is Redskins Homecoming a real thing? Please tell me that’s a real thing.

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Redskins-Cardinals Predictions

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Congrats to jake for knowing precisely how much Washington was overmatched against Seattle. Now he gets to make a guest post!

Here are our crackerjack staff’s completely scientific predictions for today’s game. Make yours down in the comments. Whichever reader comes closest gets to be a published author on this here weblog.

Chris Mottram: Cardinals, 20-17

The Skins have been outscored 109-65 in their last three games. I don’t see them doing much to narrow that gap on the road against Arizona’s defense. Logan Thomas quarterbacking would help, but Cardinals fans have the right attitude about his first NFL start: “They are playing as bad a team as you can find in the NFC in Washington.” Yep.

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