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« Previous EntriesThe Redskins’ Really, Really Lost Decade
Tuesday, January 19th, 2010We all know this was a shitty 10-year stretch for the sons of Washington. But how shitty? This shitty:
Regular Season Wins
Eagles — 103 (average per season: 10.3)
Giants — 88 (8.8)
Cowboys — 82 (8.2)
Redskins — 70 (7.0)
That’s pretty shitty. Thirty-three-fewer-wins-than-Philly shitty. But that’s just the regular season. Those games hardly matter! Wait, what’s that? Regular season [...]
NFL Confirms What We All Know: Jason Campbell Is Not Tom Brady
Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009The NFL has decided that the blatantly late hit Juqua Parker put on Jason Campbell at the end of Sunday’s game was legal. Which makes perfect sense: The NFL is run by an evil overlord who pulls the puppet strings as he pleases, handing down inconsistent punishments on a whim. Use a prop in celebration [...]
Redskins-Eagles II Winners & Losers
Sunday, November 29th, 2009Abbreviated, unresearched edition here as I watched the game in multiple locations with babies, grandparents, friends from home, etc.
WINNERS
Rocky McIntosh – His hit on a goal line stand that was followed by him crawling and pounding the ground was the highlight of my day. That, or the new Lost Dog on Columbia Pike.
Chris Wilson — [...]
Redskins-Eagles Winners & Losers
Tuesday, October 27th, 2009WINNERS
Devin Thomas — Debuted the blond mohawk, caught first career TD.
Albert Haynesworth — ESPN showed a graphic to Chris’ point, that Haynesworth makes teammates better. Bonus: Got a sack of his own.
London Fletcher — Got all kinds of ESPN love and even puked on camera:
Shaun Suisham — Nailed a 47-yarder, is perfect on the season.
Brian [...]
Redskins-Eagles MNF Hatefest Live Blog
Monday, October 26th, 2009I don’t know why we’re doing this, but we’re doing it, so join us here at 8ish.
Redskins-Eagles MNF Live Blog
Update: Chris Cooley’s new hair gives at least one reason to smile:
Your 2009 Nats and O’s Are the Worst Shared-Market MLB Teams Since WWII
Thursday, September 24th, 2009Since joining forces with Chris two-plus years ago, we’ve made 224 posts about the Nationals and 132 about the Orioles. This is what happens when you grow up in a one-team area and another moves in after the roots have run deep. Also, when you have a blog and lots of time on your hands.
Some [...]
Like Most Pro Athletes, Ryan Howard Enjoys a Nice Pregame Smoke
Monday, April 13th, 2009Jayson Werth and Ryan Howard enjoy a quick puff-puff pass in the dugout today before the Phillies-Nats game. Burning one down in memory of their homeboy Harry Kalas, perhaps.
The game is underway and the NATS WIN (the first inning). Typical Daniel Cabrera meltdown in 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 …
(Pimp slaps to Player [...]
Cole Hamels Wife Does Something Wonderful, Provides Strange Explanation
Wednesday, February 18th, 2009SI’s newest cover boy is Cole Hamels. There’s an in-depth profile of the Phillies pitcher by Ben Reiter available online. Feel free to read it all, if you’d like. Or you can just check out the best part, which comes from the mouth of Cole’s wife Heidi, who’s famous for taking her clothes off on [...]
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