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Saturday, March 1st, 2008This may or may not qualify as sporting, but the Post’s piece on the Eastern Shore’s Miss Outdoors 2008 pageant is notable nonetheless. Take a look at the winner and featured contestant, with their fur:
Pretty girls, sure. But muskrat skinning? Not much of a turn-on. Crab picking, now that’s a Maryland-style skill that could tempt […]
Alex Ovechkin’s New Internet Girlfriend
Wednesday, February 20th, 2008On this week’s Blog Show we revealed that AO met his new GF online, which is perfectly normal behavior for a $124 million superstar who goes to Hair Cuttery. We wanted visual evidence of the mystery lady, so we turned the web upside down and shook the change out of its grimy pockets, finding nothing. […]
Marisa Miller Is Your ‘08 SI Cover Girl
Tuesday, February 12th, 2008In a shocking move, Sports Illustrated has decided to go with a skinny white girl for the cover of its swimsuit issue. Marisa Miller is that lucky white girl. I’m vaguely familiar with that name, and yeah, she looks pretty attractive. But if she’s not your speed, there is much more soft-core to check out […]
Jennifer Montana Is the Original Cougar
Monday, February 11th, 2008I was 13 when I found ‘91 Pro Line Jennifer Montana, and it, uh, got my attention. I don’t know if it was the feathered hair, tasseled jacket or mom jeans, but I knew Joe Montana was the kind of man I’d like to be.
Portis Is ‘Lusting’ On Next Top Model
Friday, February 8th, 2008This is apparently from over a year ago, but it’s new to me (I only watch Bravo’s reality programming). Thanks to the Bog:
Janice Dickinson (who has every right to be the authority on who is and isn’t attractive) is so right. That girl did look old and fat. Fucking huge, in fact.
What […]
Meet the Replacement for Erin Andrews
Thursday, February 7th, 2008Four years from now, the girl to the right will be roaming the sidelines, reporting for ESPN.
Her name is Allie LaForce, and she is currently a freshman at Ohio University, where she plays on the basketball team. She is also a former Miss Teen USA, and was 17 when that photo was taken. The police […]
My Brother Stalks Super Bowl Celebrities
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008If Chris wasn’t relation, pictures like this would be highly suspect:
But he ain’t heavy, so it’s cool. And with any luck, this series continues.
Stalker Photos: Radio Row (Ditka, etc.) | Media Day (Berman, etc.)
Meet My New Girlfriend, Kellie Pickler
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008Yep, that’s Pickler, and that dude on the right with the cool Von Zips and the shit-eating grin, that’s me. Not only is she extremely, unbelievably, insanely hot in person (in a stupid, southern girl sort of way — which is the hottest way of them all), she’s also quite good at putting on a […]
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