Opposite Sex
« Previous EntriesSpotted: Redskins Crotch Rocket
Thursday, May 16th, 2013This showed up in my Facebook feed the other day thanks to the DIE HARD REDSKINS FAMILY group, which I guess I’m a member of. Without knowing anything about sports bikes, I asked our brother Beef, who used to own one, what we’re looking at here. His reply:
Pretty sure that’s just a chicken head sitting [...]
DMV: Gary Clark To Coach Women Playing Football In Underwear
Friday, February 15th, 2013Redskins (and JMU!) great Gary Clark is head coach of Baltimore’s lingerie team, and Mark Rypien’s daughter is his QB. Heartwarming. [Hogs Haven]
FedEx’s turf will be re-sodded throughout the season. [Redskins Watch]
Bruce Allen on the name: We’re not “trying to upset anybody.” [The Insider]
Caps beat Lightning in Tampa to win third straight game. [RMNB, Japers' [...]
DMV: Ovechkin Put A Ring On It
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2013Ovi got engaged to his tennis-playing girlfriend, Maria Kirilenko. [RMNB]
Kyle Shanahan won’t interview for HC jobs before the Skins lose. [TWT]
There’s reportedly preliminary interest in Jim Haslett as HC. [The Insider]
Five reasons Seattle is dangerous, five they’re beatable. [DCSN, DCSN]
A Redskins player’s bare ass ended up on Redskins TV. [The Big Lead]
The Cardinals may or [...]
Bryce Harper Looks To Have A GF
Thursday, October 11th, 2012This may or may not be Bryce Harper’s girlfriend, though she probably is Bryce Harper’s girlfriend (via Busted Coverage, USA TODAY Sports and Larry Brown Sports). Her name is Kayla Varner, and she plays soccer at BYU. The two went to the same high school, so. Good-looking couple.
Redskins Great Pat Fischer Signing Hooters Girls (VIDEO)
Thursday, September 20th, 2012With Steve Sabol passing earlier this week I was hoping to post the great piece he/NFL Films did on 1970s Skins cornerback Pat Fischer. Unfortunately, I couldn’t find it anywhere. (Please send it along should you have better luck.)
I did, however, find the clip embedded above, which is just strange enough to post instead. It’s [...]
Nat Gio + Mark Rypien’s Girl?
Monday, September 17th, 2012I can neither confirm nor deny Larry Brown Sports’ gumshoe social media report that Mark Rypien’s lingerie football-playing daughter, Angela Rypien, is dating Gio Gonzalez, but I want to believe it. So, until Reliable Sources or some such proves otherwise, they are hereby the first couple of D.C. sports blogging, destined to have beautiful, Super [...]
Come Hither YouTube Girl Propositions Mr. Irrelevant
Tuesday, April 24th, 2012DMV: Kristina Akra Is MASN’s New Debbi Taylor Upgrade
Monday, April 2nd, 2012MASN’s new Nats sideline reporter, Kristina Akra, is a former Heat and Gators dancer who comes to Washington via FoxSports South, where she covered SEC football. [Nats Inquisition]
Strasburg’s spring is done, and he’s ready to start at Wrigley on Thursday. [NJ]
A long-read look at the development around Nats Park. [WaPo]
Caps win another shootout after blowing [...]
DMV: Lenny Dykstra’s Son Is With Tony Soprano’s Daughter
Thursday, March 29th, 2012Nats minor leaguer Cutter Dykstra is dating actress Jamie Lynn-Sigler and also prefers tanktops, it appears. [Nats Enquirer]
Storen starts 2012 on the DL, opening door for Lidge, H-Rod. [Nats Journal]
Morse will start on the DL too, but shouldn’t be shelved long. [Nats Journal]
Five bold predictions for the Nats in 2012. [Nats Blog]
This guy’s unhappy about [...]
Dan Snyder And Mike Shanahan Go To Hooters In Texas (PHOTO)
Wednesday, March 21st, 2012Dan Snyder and Mike Shanahan’s visit to a Hooters in Texas is already documented on D.C. Sports Bog and Hogs Haven, so all that’s left to do is make one killer joke, right? Okay, no pressure. Whew. Here goes …
They must’ve enjoyed it, because Shanny’s face is covered in wing sauce.
BOOM! ROASTED!


