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OSU Ladies, Put Some Clothes on Please
Sunday, November 18th, 2007Parents beware: If you’re going to let your kid go to Ohio State, they are going to end up drunk, unattractive and half-naked:
Either a dorm orgy is about to go down, or these crazy kids are fixin’ to celebrate the Michigan-OSU game by jumping into a large body of water. Somehow, I think the former […]
D’Backs Prove Math Is a Bunch of Bull
Wednesday, September 26th, 2007I was an outstanding student in high school. My real strength was math. I had to take trigonometry twice because I loved it so much. Eventually, I graduated with a 2.0, went to four different colleges, changed my major three times and got a B.S. in seven years. Yep, I’m an outstanding student.
Needless to say, […]
‘Leave [Fill in the Blank] Alone!’ Videos Should Be Banned For Life
Monday, September 17th, 2007The original “leave Britney alone video” was kind of funny, but more scary. The “leave Bill Belichick alone” video was mostly unfunny, but more annoying. And now, for some unknown reason, a never ending crop of “leave OJ alone” videos have popped up on YouTube. Here is just one of about ten middle-aged adults attempting […]
Michael Vick Removed From Madden ‘08, Gamers Left Completely Distraught
Saturday, September 8th, 2007Anytime I start to feel like a complete f’ing dork for blogging on a Saturday, I always just think of gamers. Gamers and collectors. They’re surely bigger losers than me. Case in point: Gamers are left wondering how they will possibly continue to not impress women by dominating in Madden:
Michael Vick, the Falcon’s star awaiting […]
High School Student Pulls Off the Yale Prank, Gets Suspended
Thursday, August 30th, 2007It was about a year ago that a group of incredible dorks geniuses pulled off a prank in which they managed to get four sections of Harvard football fans to hold up signs which spelled out “We Suck.” Last week, a 17-year-old high school student in Ohio did the same thing:
Kyle Garchar, a senior […]
We’re Going to Be Friends on Facebook
Tuesday, August 21st, 2007It’s totally normal for a 29 year-old with wife, mortgage and dog to be on Facebook everyday, right? If so, good, because I’m increasingly addicted to adding/requesting friends to my profile, which isn’t fancy but does include the ‘Mottram With Randoms’ photo gallery (tribute) featuring me alongside Clinton Portis, Mike Tyson, the other brothers Mottram […]