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Tuesday, June 10th, 2008(Photo via the AP. New low via the San Francisco baseball Giants.)
Johnson Hurt, Abnormally Large Door Swings Open For Meat Hook’s Return
Thursday, May 15th, 2008It seems just cruel and unusual for a team that isn’t very good to begin with to have this many injuries. From Dukes, to Chief, to Dmitri, to Lo Duca (go fuck yourself), to Hill. Now, the latest to hit the D.L. is Nick Johnson, who is expected to miss 4-6 weeks, according to Chico, […]
Cool Papa Mottram Is Stalking Li’l Dmitri
Tuesday, May 6th, 2008Since stalking and Da Meathook are two things held near and dear, here’s our dad running the family business on Dmitri Young Bobblehead Night.
And since the Nats are on a 9-3 run to respect, let’s catch up on some stuff:
• Ryan Zimmerman, Nick Johnson and Austin Kearns won’t continue not hitting shit, but Shawn Hill, […]
Meat Hook Really, Really Enjoys Massage
Friday, May 2nd, 2008When you’re a large man — say, oh, about 6′2″, 298 — you’re bound to have some hip and/or back problems. That is exactly what’s been going on with our beloved Dmitri Young lately. He hasn’t had an at-bat since April 2, and before Wednesday’s game, the pain was still so insufferable that Da Meat […]
Meathook Bobblehead Is a Spitting Image
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 … of Johan Santana.
Thursday is Dmitri Young Bobblehead Night at Nats Park, and Li’l Dmitri couldn’t look less like Big Dmitri. Actually, he could be a white man in a Phillies uniform, but, other than that, what we’re looking at here is a fit, well-groomed Latin ballplayer. Nice voodoo hands though.
And I don’t […]
Manny Kills Da Meat Hook’s Mojo
Saturday, April 19th, 2008There are many reasons why we love Da Meat Hook above all others: the panted fingers nails, the “voodoo hands” when he hits a double, his formidable belly, his ability to “overcome.” But most of all, we love his hair. Apparently, Manny Acta does not:
Nationals manager Manny Acta, concerned that injured infielder Dmitri Young’s big, […]
Dmitri Young’s Best Painted Fingernails Photo Ever, Plus an Insightful Interview
Sunday, April 13th, 2008Despite (and perhaps because of) Da Meathook showing up this spring at 298 pounds, going on the DL with a backiotomy and now complaining about the weight watchers, we still love the man. Hell, I painted my nails as a tribute to him, made a Meathook Fanclub t-shirt and bought tickets to Dmitri Bobblehead Night.
Pushing my fan crush one step further is this Q & […]
It’s Business Time For Meat Hook, Nats
Sunday, March 30th, 2008With the Nationals set to start their ‘08 campaign tonight, and officially christen their new stadium, Dmitri Young and Lastings Milledge give us a few last minute pieces of evidence that, regardless of their record, it’s going to be a great season of DC-area sports blogging:
We have searched for an explanation as to why Da […]
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