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Friday, May 16th, 2008Hot interleague action begins this weekend, and the Beltway Battle has been dubbed “about average.” To which Washington’s Racing Presidents say, “About average our disproportionately small asses!”
That’s right, the Nats actually sent their big-headed badassadors to Baltimore to inject the competitive juices of Charm City. Of course, the internets are alive with the story, but […]
Nats’ Postgame-Handshake Culture Clash
Friday, May 16th, 2008Excluding Paul Lo Duca, we’re lovers of all Nats: black/white, heavy/light, tall/short, young/old, healthy/hurt, good/bad … what have you. That said, some shake hands better — or at least differently — than others. Observe, from yesterday’s 1-0 win:
Not sure which is preferable (though Guzman’s dry-hump technique is real nice), but thankfully none of the four […]
Nats’ Willie Harris Makes ‘Impossible Play’
Thursday, May 15th, 2008Willie Harris makes an unreal catch to preserve the Nats 1-0 lead in the 9th:
A double play later, and the Nats win three out of four in Shea. It should also be noted that Pelfrey pitched a no-hitter through six, but was outdone by Bergmann, who went seven scoreless.
(Thanks to Brian from AA for […]
Johnson Hurt, Abnormally Large Door Swings Open For Meat Hook’s Return
Thursday, May 15th, 2008It seems just cruel and unusual for a team that isn’t very good to begin with to have this many injuries. From Dukes, to Chief, to Dmitri, to Lo Duca (go fuck yourself), to Hill. Now, the latest to hit the D.L. is Nick Johnson, who is expected to miss 4-6 weeks, according to Chico, […]
Please, Lo Duca, Pack Your Shit and Get the Fuck Out of Washington
Wednesday, May 14th, 2008I can say this with a satisfactory level of confidence: We have never hated one of our own (i.e. a player on one of the teams we root for) as much as Paul Lo Duca. The guy is a jailbat chasing, steroid injecting, washed-up douchebag who, as far as I can tell, is only in […]
Figueroa Learns That if You Act Like a Bitch, You Get Treated Like a Bitch
Wednesday, May 14th, 2008After Monday night’s Nats game in Shea — a game the Nats won 10-4 — Mets starter Nelson Figueroa had this to say about Washington daring to enjoy themselves in the dugout:
“[The Nats] were cheerleading in the dugout like a bunch of softball girls. I’m a professional, just like anybody else. I take huge offense […]
Nats Kick Mets’ Ass Like ‘Softball Girls’
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008Man, the Nats were tailspinning for a minute there, but then they went to Shea and straightened out with a spirited win. So spirited, in fact, that Mets starter Nelson Figueroa had this to say afterward:
“[The Nats] were cheerleading in the dugout like a bunch of softball girls. I’m a professional, just like anybody else. […]
Zimmerman’s Blog Is Really Good!!!!!11!!
Thursday, May 8th, 2008Pointing our readers in the direction of Ryan Zimmerman’s blog on Comcast SportsNet’s site might be bad for our t-shirt shop business, but it must be done. Agent Steinz alerted us to Zim’s blog, which has one post so far, titled “My 1st BLOG!!!” For Ryan’s sake, I really hope his ghostwriter is a 12-year-old […]
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