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« Previous EntriesJack Kent Cooke’s Daughter Is Drunk, Fancies Herself as Kind of a Big Deal
Monday, June 30th, 2008The late Jack Kent Cooke has a 20 year-old daughter (the math on that creeps me out), Jacqueline Kent Cooke, who apparently enjoys partying and has a slight problem with authority. Early Saturday morning, after partaking in some late-night munchies in Boston, this went down:
Police said an officer followed Cooke and her friend after they […]
WVU Students Build One Hell of a
Beer Pong Table
Friday, March 28th, 2008
It brings me no joy to admit that I got chills at about the 2:30 mark (don’t cheat yourself by fast forwarding!) when that beat drops. I just appreciate a good beer pong table that much:
I have no information about this other than what is presented in the video, and this from the video’s info: […]
McFadden’s Penis Has Great Upside
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008Fun with ESPN.com sexual innuendos:
Thanks for the insights, Todd McShay, but I think we’ve known for about a month now that McFadden’s penis mightier. He’s 20, and already has three illegitimates. Yes, strong indeed. Not to mention completely irresponsible and possibly infected.
(Thanks to my man over at TSB, Chris Littmann, for the find.)
The DTC’s Fame Continues to Grow
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008Much like the present day National Football League, being a member of the Dead Tree Crew is a year round job. As evidence, we received an email last week from The Mayor himself:
The DTC is set the to steal the thunder from St. Patricks day and March Madness. … We will be launching a multi […]
Terp Fan Requests Fellatio From Coach K
Monday, March 3rd, 2008We are doing our best to forget that last night’s 20-point meltdown ever happened (unfortunately, it did), and while searching for some sort of Duke hate on the YouTubes, I came across this guy (warning: volume):
Nothing can help lift my spirits after a heartbreaking and possible bubble-bursting loss like some classy Terp fan telling Coach […]
Douche, Here’s How to Deal With Mitchell
Saturday, February 16th, 2008I’m not saying Clemens used HGH, but let’s be honest: Dude used HGH.
His wife did, his hetero life mate Andy Pettitte did, shit, half his team probably did. Oh, and his trainer was the one providing the goods. So, Roger, brah, we know you took the juice. And we (or at least, I) do not […]
Doug Williams Sees Your Video Camera, Does Not Give a Shit About Your Film
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008Alright, this video of Doug Williams in Phoenix last week going off on a fan is making the rounds, so I guess we have to post it (because we effing love us some Doug Williams):
For the record, I’m with Steinz on this one. The only reason I’m even posting this is because my colleague at […]
Dukes and Cell Phones (Still) Don’t Mix
Tuesday, December 18th, 2007We knew the signing of Elijah Dukes would bring with it some tremendous blog content for Mr. I. We didn’t, however, anticipate him being in the news again this soon. And for the same exact thing he was in trouble for previously.
Yep, Dukes is still straight violent with that T-9 Word, son:
Amanda E. Reese, 23, […]