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Wednesday, October 1st, 2008The Terps win in Death Valley was almost as good a win as there is in the ACC (Clemson is 28-8 at home over the past five seasons), and victory was theirs despite:
Being down 11 at the half
Eight less first downs and 77 fewer total yards
Scoring only six points off of three turnovers
Allowing C.J. Spiller […]
Maryland Is Beating the Puke Out of Cal
Saturday, September 13th, 2008Maryland’s a middling ACC team coming off a loss to Middle Tennessee State and Cal’s one of the Pac 10’s finest coming off a 63-point win at Washington State, so of course the Golden Bears are taking it to the Terps at College Park this afternoon … Wait, what’s that? Maryland’s up 21-6 at the […]
Epic Fail: Maryland Football’s Total Loss
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008We’re way late on Maryland’s shocking loss to Middle Tennessee State, but I’d skipped it to prepare for Hurricane Tropical Storm Hanna and have been awaiting a report from Terps correspondent Andy Peden, who wipes away the tears to answer four simple questions. Plus, this pic is worth the wait.
1) Is Darrius Heyward-Bey’s “first […]
Maryland Football Preview: ‘I Say 8 Wins’
Saturday, August 30th, 2008Joining us now on the first day of the new season are Mr. Irrelevant Maryland sports correspondents Andy Peden and Brad Parker …
Before we get started, do you have any stories from last season?
Peden: Yeah, I went to the UVA game and thought the Terps got absolutely F’ed at the end. At the […]
Dude Whose Dad Was in Ratt Is Benched
Tuesday, August 19th, 2008Hey, did you guys hear that Maryland QB Chris Turner’s dad was the drummer for Ratt? No, man, I’m so not shitting you! His pops was totally in that semi-memorable 80’s hair-metal band responsible for such hits as “Round and Round” and, um, some other moderately successful songs that I might recognize if I heard […]
Boom Osby’s Presidential Endorsement
Monday, April 21st, 2008College basketball fans, particularly Maryland fans, are going to miss Boom Osby and his roughneck game, ill-shaped afro and Cadillac jones. Sadly, his on-court skills aren’t enough for the NBA. Fortunately, his off-court persona plays well on camera. Case in point, this Geico spoof for a Maryland student body presidential candidate.
In case you missed them, […]
Maryland Gets One Last Kick in the Teeth
Thursday, March 13th, 2008After choke jobs to both Clemson and UVA, the Terps let another one slip against BC, proving that maybe those losses weren’t so bad after all. Maybe they just have a point guard who averages five turnovers per game and can’t play defense. Maybe they just have a senior leader who doesn’t show up in big […]
MD Fan Gives Scheyer the Scheyer Face
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008Here’s yet another example of our stunted way of dealing with Maryland’s terrible loss to Clemson (though it may not be so terrible if they squeak into the NCAA Tournament) … by mocking Duke. Via the Turtle Sports Report message boards, it’s some dude giving Jon Scheyer the Scheyer Face:
Good form, my friend, got the […]
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