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Monday, September 24th, 2007Yes, that is apparently the ride of the greatest kick returner since those two years when Dante Hall was somehow good. I gots to say, that whip is hot, son. You knows he must’ve paid a grip for that Louis Vitton interior and paint job. Not to mention those men’s capri jorts, or shants, if […]
Djokovic, Pova Will Make Beautiful Eastern European Tennis Babies
Tuesday, September 11th, 2007Thankfully, The Big Lead reads the New York Post so that we all don’t have to, and today he discovered a real gem. It seems that Novak Djokovic, the great impressionist and all around fantastic tennis player, may be dating some girl named Maria Sharapova. Maybe you’ve heard of her:
The two showed up together that […]
Chiefs WAGs: Kelli vs. October
Wednesday, September 5th, 2007Arrowhead Addict has set up an online poll in which the super hot wives of Brodie Croyle and Tony Gonzalez square-off. It’s a fantastic idea, and I’m pissed that I didn’t think of it first seeing as I’ve been mildly obsessed with Kelli Croyle since seeing the first episode of Hard Knocks. Here are the […]
It’s Good to Be Andy Roddick
Monday, September 3rd, 2007Andy Roddick has had a stranglehold on the No. 1 spot in my personal All-Envy Team for several years now. He’s the best U.S. American at the sport that I love to play above all others and, well, my man’s got hoes in all sorts of area codes, if you will. He is once again […]
Cristiano Ronaldo Knows How to Party
Sunday, September 2nd, 2007I’m vaguely familiar with who Cristiano Ronaldo is. Apparently, he’s a big deal soccer star for Manchester United (something about winning Premiership’s Player of the Year last season) and is worth about 40 million pounds. And he loves having orgies with hookers:
Manchester United are to quiz star striker Cristiano Ronaldo after he invited hookers back […]
Brian Urlacher > Bret Michaels
Monday, August 13th, 2007It was just two short weeks ago that the the startling revelation (using that term loosely) was made right here on Mr. I that Erin from Rock of Love is indeed the same girl whose chesticle was attached to Brian Urlacher’s right hand in this infamous photo:
But now Erin is off the show after Bret […]
Urlacher Tit Grab Girl Is on ‘Rock of Love’
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007If you don’t watch VH1’s “Rock of Love,” then you totally need to start. Think “Flavor of Love,” but with Bret Michaels. A bunch of idiots with a bunch of booze, ill-fitting clothes, stipper poles, and swimming pools. It’s truly fantastic.
Anyway, I have made an amazing connection: The girl in the world-famous Brian Urlacher photo […]
Oven Cleaner Surprisingly Bad for People
Wednesday, July 25th, 2007If you ever find yourself contemplating between vinegar or oven cleaner on your fries, go with the former, unless of course you’re trying to kill yourself. In which case, I’d recommend a gun, but that’s neither here nor there.
A couple of fat guys who like their french fries with vinegar, god dammit, found out the […]