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Tuesday, April 8th, 2008The good news that Chris Cooley is a blogger turns great now that he’s answering questions from fans. And not lame, “What do you think of Coach Zorn?”-type questions, either.
We’re talking, “Who would win in a tag team match between Chris and Christy and Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson?”-type questions. To which Captain Chaos answers:
“The tag team match would […]
Comparing the Best, Worst Jobs in Sports
Monday, March 24th, 2008Actually, there’s no comparison, but away we go …
Worst job: The drug tester who watches guys “do a 360″ before urinating (via Rod Benson).
Best job: This guy (via my buddy Spachtholz, who’s responsible for most of our “opposite sex” posts).
Stalker Posts Will End Someday, Promise
Tuesday, February 5th, 2008Alright, just when I thought the photos of me stalking players/celebrities during Super Bowl week was officially played out and no longer funny (assuming it ever was), LOL Jocks gets a hold of the photos and gives ‘em the biznass. My personal favorite:
The two things I learned from the Super Bowl about covering big events […]
Brady Anderson May Not Be Gay After All
Monday, January 14th, 2008Thanks to the report that ex-Oriole Brady Anderson had trouble getting into an L.A. lounge comes the news (to me) that he “had a baby with Playboy model Sonia Vasi [in 2003],” leading us to two questions: 1) Why do ambiguously gay athletes sleep with Playboy models (see: Jeff Garcia and Carmilla DeCesare, see also: […]
The ‘Ruin Romo’ Movement Has Begun
Thursday, December 20th, 2007Oh, this is gonna be fun.
The new site Ruin Romo is sprouting up through the cracked sidewalks of the ’sphere in an attempt to, well, ruin Tony Romo as both a quarterback and a man.
The plan is simple: have Panthers fans download Jessica Simpson’s demonic visage, put it on a stick and wave it around […]
John Patterson Sees Campbell’s Miss DC Girlfriend, Raises Him a Miss DC Fiancee
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007A few days ago we asked if JC’s lady friend is not only Miss DC 2007 but also the NFL’s finest QB wife/GF. Turns out that, well, she is.
It also turns out that he’s not the only professional athlete in this area dating a Miss DC. As spotted by The Washington Post’s Reliable Source:
Nats pitcher […]
JC’s Girl Crowned NFL’s Top QB WAG?
Saturday, October 27th, 2007Pop sports blog The Big Lead poses an important question: which NFL quarterback has the finest-looking wife/girlfriend? Among the four candidates on the ballot, hometown boy Jason Campbell’s girl — Miss DC 2007 Mercedes Lindsey — takes the cake. I may be swayed by allegiance, but the other three WAGs in the running are:
Jeff Garcia’s […]
Clinton Portis Hearts His Money
Friday, October 26th, 2007Thanks to regionally famous Eastern Motors, we can all have a must-see look at the home (and cars) of Clinton Portis. Clearly, having a Maserati, Bentley, and indoor pool is tight, but the real reason I’m posting this is so you can see CP’s shirt. And because that one girl bends over a few times:
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