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Monday, November 5th, 2007Because I have had countless readers and groupies family members ask me how Charlotte is going, I thought I’d hit you with a little update.
I arrived in the Queen City exactly one week ago. I knew I was gonna like it here at Sporting News after my first conversation with the building’s doorman/security guard/ball buster. […]
Junkies Wish to Make Peace With Mr. I
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007For the fourth different time (that I’m aware of) Mr. Irrelevant was a topic of discussion on D.C. sports radio show “The Junkies” today. As you may recall, we had a little spat with them a few weeks back. You know, the one in which I said I didn’t like the show and they […]
Observing the First 1,000 Witty Comments
Friday, October 19th, 2007Earlier today, Mr. I-495 registered its 1,000 comment since moving to WordPress a few months ago. Fittingly, the mile-marking comment is one telling us just how wrong we are about something, and that’s OK. We don’t have editors around these parts and need readers to keep us in check and also in stitches, even if […]
Mottram Brothers Road Trip to Wise, VA
Thursday, September 27th, 2007Sorry friends, but you’re going to have to go three days without any new posts around these parts. Jamie and I headed to Wise, VA in the morning to party for the weekend with the youngest Mottram (yes, there’s a third; no, he doesn’t blog), and I’m fairly certain they’ve never heard of the internet […]
Mr. Irrelevant Is Apparently ‘Untouchable’
Saturday, September 8th, 2007A site that I had previously not heard of called The Nosebleeds has decided to post about a 1,000 word rant more or less blasting KSK and Dan Shanoff, but also targeting Mr. Irrelevant, among others. It’s obviously quite long-winded, so you can go read it for yourself, but this is the bit that includes […]
Michael Vick Couldn’t Help Himself, Virginia Is Just Too Damn Gangsta
Tuesday, August 21st, 2007The Virginia Tourism Corp. has apparently decided to embrace its gangster-ass roots with a new ad campaign. The campaign, which was created by an agency based near Vick’s hometown in Virginia Beach, features various models doing “Virginia stuff” (you know, mashing grapes, dressing up like a colonial solider, and other things I’ve never seen anyone […]
‘Do Da Math, Do Da Homework’
Friday, August 17th, 2007This has absolutely nothing to do with sports (other than one man’s love for booze, and another’s love for swinging clubs at people), but it’s a slow sports day god dammit, and this shit is hilarious:
“Police say Kasey Kazee walked in to the store with duct tape wrapped around his head to conceal his face. […]
Brian Urlacher > Bret Michaels
Monday, August 13th, 2007It was just two short weeks ago that the the startling revelation (using that term loosely) was made right here on Mr. I that Erin from Rock of Love is indeed the same girl whose chesticle was attached to Brian Urlacher’s right hand in this infamous photo:
But now Erin is off the show after Bret […]
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