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Sunday, March 23rd, 2008Meet our youngest brother’s friend Los. Los speaks five languages fluently, loves the Redskins with an unmatched passion, and enjoys insinuating that opposing NFL teams engage in homosexual acts:
We met Los in Wise, Virginia this weekend while partying with college kids and various laid-back country folk. So you know, Los informed me that this hat [...]
Maroney, Marshawn’s Fitteds Is Hot
Saturday, February 2nd, 2008That fitted is solid, son (because it don’t get no better than solid):
That’s Marshawn Lynch (left) and Lawrence Maroney from Thursday night’s Madden Bowl party, which was one of the least fun events I’ve ever attended. I know, I know, it’s sooo cliche to hate everything when you’re a blogger at the Super Bowl, but [...]
That’s a Lovely Hat of Death
Sunday, January 20th, 2008In case you were curious, the best way to stay warm while watching football in -2 degrees Fahrenheit is to kill a fox and just rest the entire carcass atop your head. This Packers fan demonstrates:
If you look closely, you can actually see that the animal’s legs serve as a nice back warmer as well.
That Fitted Is Hot, Son: Greetings From the Motherland Edition
Wednesday, September 26th, 2007Yo, let’s get one thing straight: Your boy might be white, but I still know Africa is mad tight, son. I’m sayin’, we all done came from that general area of da Earf one way or another. Like, whether it was the Vikings, or Columbus, or Native Americans, or what have you, they all came [...]
That Fitted Is Hot, Son: Let Me Get Them Extra Eyeballs Edition
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007As I’ve told you bamas before, my landlord is a real bitch. I mean, yeah, she gave birth to me – allegedly – but that don’t give her the right to tell me I’m stupid for getting fired from both Applebees in Prince William County. And one Friday’s, but that shiz wasn’t my fault, for [...]
That Fitted Is Hot, Son: Whack Thangs That Done Turned Tight Edition
Thursday, August 30th, 2007There is a mess of whack shiz in this world that usually ain’t never gonna be tight. Like such as jobs, girls who wanna make-out first, one size fits all, pigs … you grasp the concept. But then, there are some peoples who is so smart that they can take something totally lunchin’ and make [...]
That Fitted Rap Remix Is Hot, Son
Monday, August 27th, 2007You know the difference between the baseball version of The Nationals and the rap group The Nationals? The latter doesn’t have bats, they have straps. What they do have in common is that they are both The Nats, you can tell by the hats. This some gully ass shiz right here son, thanks to Agent [...]
That Fitted Is Hot, Son: For Yo Girl Edition
Friday, August 24th, 2007I know your girl always be talkin’ about how you spend all the loot you make busing tables at Friday’s on fitteds. Well, why not continue to spend your cash on fitteds by buying one for her? Now you’ve not only fed your irrepressible urge to buy offensively ugly hats, but also made her shut [...]
That Fitted Is Hot, Son:
Take Me to Another Place Edition
Wednesday, August 15th, 2007
This week’s fitteds features three hot lids that will make you feel like you’re somewhere else, because shit, sometimes chillin’ in your momma’s suburban basement just ain’t all that hot, son.
First up is a 59Fifty that you can go ahead and wear on casual Friday, and will make you feel like you’re on a tropical [...]
That Fitted Is Hot, Son:
Kaleidoscope of Gangsta Edition
Tuesday, August 7th, 2007
It’s that time yet again when I bring you the hottest fitteds so you can gets straight to coppin’ them thangs and looking fresh instead of wasting time scouring the web.
Today’s fitteds feature mad colors, son. The hottest part about wearing a hat with every hue in the color wheel is that you can rock [...]