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Wednesday, November 19th, 2008We see D.C. sports-related merchandise all the time that, while we may not actually want it for ourselves, we want to share with you. Welcome to Want.
It’s freezing in D.C. right now. Like, literally. And for the hot-fitted wearer, options are limited. That’s why you need MAJOR’s Nats Elmer Fudd Fitted:
Made of Black/Red Buffalo Plaid, [...]
That Fitted Is Hot, Son: Chris Cooley’s ‘Dallas Sucks’ Edition
Thursday, September 25th, 2008I don’t much care for the “kinda” part between the words “Dallas sucks” on Chris Cooley’s personalized Redskins hat, but the shit is still quite hot either way. And based on the way he treats the sale of his cards, you can probably expect this on an eBay near you sometime in the future:
(Big thanks [...]
Pictured: Barack Obama Redskins Jersey
Friday, August 29th, 2008Why this faceless Redkins fan goes with “BARACK OBAMA 08″ over simply “OBAMA 08″ — or why he chooses to merge football, politics and hot fitteds — is beyond me, but at least his timing is impeccable. And even McCainiacs can agree that this is probably better than “BRUNELL 8.”
(Found on Extreme Skins by The [...]
That Fitted Is Hot, Son: You Dead, Playa?
Wednesday, August 20th, 2008Yo, Angel, my man, that new Yankees fitted is hot, son! For realz. Where’d you cop that joint?
[Silence]
I’m sayin’ though, it’s tight, right? You got that soil, dirt, chocolate and earf tones in there, and the mo’fuckin’ argyle and shit. Shit’s hot, aight!?
[Silence]
Angel Pantoja Medina! I’m talking to you, playboy! You just gun stand there, [...]
George Sherrill Just Wants to Do Something Special For All the Ladies
Thursday, July 17th, 2008This is how you know I’m a blogger and not some beat-down, emotionless member of the media herd: I was actually thrilled just to be in the presence of George Sherrill. Here is the Brim Reaper keepin’ it real with the flat bill on his fresh All-Star edition O’s cap. Note the girl with the [...]
Sherrill’s Pancake Bill Keeps Catching On
Sunday, May 18th, 2008The O’s take Game 2 of the Beltway Battle, and, more importantly, the George Sherrill flat-brim sensation carries onward and certainly upward:
It’s also important to note that the movement is catching on in the stands. As well it should, given Sherrill’s 66-save pace (the MLB record is 57) during this, his first closing campaign. Absurd, [...]
Sherrill’s Flat Brim Goes Viral in Baltimore
Friday, May 16th, 2008Baltimore draws first blood in the Battle of the Beltway, and the win was capped with an exaggerated outbreak of George Sherrill’s signature look, the Jesper Parnevik-style fitted:
That would be a celebratory Bob Roberts and Freddy Bynum, followed by Luuuke Scott, Gun Show Sherrill and a non-comformist Ramon Hernandez:
We Aren’t Proud of This
Thursday, May 1st, 2008No words can attempt to explain or defend this Nats “theme” song. Just click on the fat bird and prepare to cringe (thanks a bunch Why I Hate D.C.).
/Great shame and embarrassment
That Fitted Is Hot, Son: The Hat Trick
Monday, April 28th, 2008Meet my best good friend Michael Mandell: screen writer, aspiring actor, 26-year-old George Mason undergrad student, and hot fitted aficionado. This is his latest work, “Hat Trick”:
Beltway Brims Battle: Cordero vs. Sherrill
Sunday, April 6th, 2008Closer is one of the few positions of strength for the Nationals. Chad Cordero, dinged though he may be, can be counted on for three things: 1) an 80% save rate 2) a big belly and 3) a pancake-flat brim. Up in Baltimore, the Orioles are hoping for the same fearsome threesome from their new [...]
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