Category Archives: High Fashion

Announcing the Big Winner of the Best-Worst Redskins Jerseys Contest

Our first-ever Best-Worst Redskins Jerseys Contest is over, and the winner is …

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That’s a rather impressive collection of suck. The Ramsey one’s my fave, but I want the Frerotte fr’real. Here’s what the proud owner, Stephen Taylor, had to say:

From my Skins closet of shame. Stopped buying jerseys after McNabb…

That was probably a good choice. And now he is the proud owner of one Offseason Champs shirt in the size of his choice.

Our sincere thanks to all who submitted a jersey/collection of jerseys. Here were some of our favorites from the contest that was:

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The Best-Worst Redskins Jersey Contest Continued: Look At These Freaking Redskins Jerseys

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As introduced last week, we’re running a photo contest for people to show us their best-worst Redskins jerseys.

You can see them below, enter your own and “admire” ones you like. Then, come Monday, the most-admired photo wins one free Offseason Champs shirt, on us.

So get busy entering and admiring. I can’t believe that Spurrier jersey hasn’t put more points on the board.

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Photo Contest: We’re Looking For The Best-Worst Redskins Jerseys

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When you root for a team like the Redskins, you’re bound to have skeletons in the closet, and by skeletons I mean a LaVar Arrington jersey. Or a Fred Smoot. Or a Jason Campbell. Or an RGIII. Or an Orakpo. And that’s just in the Mottram family wardrobe alone.

It comes with the territory of rooting for a team that burns through high-priced free agents and high draft picks like Dan Snyder through a bottle of Crown before giving Mike Shanahan a five-year deal.

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Bryce Harper Has An Awesome A$AP Rocky Shirt

The first-place Nats won in 16 at Milwaukee last night on Ryan Zimmerman and the bullpen’s heroics, and Bryce Harper homered in a rehab start at Potomac, but this is what I choose to blog about:

If you can’t read it, Bryce’s t-shirt says, “I LOVE BAD PITCHES THAT’S MY XXXXX PROBLEM.” And if you don’t know what that’s a reference to, here’s A$SAP Rocky’s “F**kin’ Problems,” which is a jam:

And if it’s jams you want, here are my top three candidates for the 2014 Song of Summer, with a primary assist from Rubie Edmondson:

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DMV: John Wall Is Already An All-Star In The Shoe Department

Stumping for John Wall to be the first Wiz all-star in six years. [Wise]

Stats explain why the Wizards are so very average. [Bullets Forever]

Caps lose to Canes in overtime with Ovi on the second line. [RMNB]

After recent skid, the Caps are also perfectly average. [WaPo]

Bruce Allen: Skins haven’t talked to Cowher or Jon Gruden. [Insider]

Sizing up top Skins head coach candidate Darrell Bevell. [Keim]

Five players the Skins may cut to save cap space. [Real Redskins]

DMV: Focus On Sasha Obama’s Unicorn Sweater Until The Pain Goes Away

The Terps lost on their home court to Oregon State. [Testudo Times]

The first family was there to watch Michelle’s brother-in-law. [Bog]

Hey, at least Maryland football’s going to a bowl this year. [Testudo]

Len Bias would’ve turned 50 years old today. RIP. [@si_vault]

Ten things from that super Redskins-Eagles game. [John Keim]

Bowen, Hankerson and Biggers all may have knee injuries. [Insider]

Trent Williams says a ref talked shit to him. Weird all around. [Insider]

Josh Morgan told to ride the bench and shut the hell up. [Insider]

The 12 types of people who comment on RGIII’s Facebook page. [FTW]

Holty made 46 saves to beat St. Louis, take the division lead. [RMNB]

Ovi scored two more goals, tied for the NHL lead at 17. [Caps Insider]

Brad Beal and Jarrett Jack beefed after the game Saturday. [Wiz Insider]

DMV: Maryland And Under Armour Raise The Uniform Bar Yet Again

Maryland’s new pride unis are awesome. (Helmet flag ripples!) [Terps Insider]

Nats beat Miami on Bryce’s 20th HR. Clinch winning season. 5 back. [NI]

Roark and Jordan give Nats starting pitching depth in 2014. [Nats Journal]

O’s, no-hit through six, lose to Boston. Two back. [USA TODAY Sports]

Skins very nearly gave up the most yards ever through two weeks. [Insider]

Good video: Ryan Kerrigan as an undercover Modell’s employee. [Bog]

In-depth look at how the Skins are using Jordan Reed. [Staying Medium]

Redskins ranked as the third-worst NFL team to root for. [For The Win]

Andy Reid won in Philly to set the Eagles back to 1-2. [USA TODAY Sports]

Photos: Olaf Kolzig playing D in a goalie mask at Caps practice. [RMNB]