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Wednesday, November 19th, 2008We see D.C. sports-related merchandise all the time that, while we may not actually want it for ourselves, we want to share with you. Welcome to Want.
It’s freezing in D.C. right now. Like, literally. And for the hot-fitted wearer, options are limited. That’s why you need MAJOR’s Nats Elmer Fudd Fitted:
Made of Black/Red Buffalo Plaid, […]
The Only Thing Worse Than the Skins On Sunday Was Alexander Ovechkin’s Pants
Tuesday, November 18th, 2008Via The Redskins Blog, which also has sideline pics from Sunday’s game of Brendan Haywood, Lindsay Czarniak and others, it’s Ovie’s signature look:
The horror of those pants is made up for by the hotness of that jersey, but Ovechkin, what with being Russian and brilliant and eccentric and all, gets a pass. Plus, after a […]
You’re With Me, Double-Breasted Suit
Wednesday, November 12th, 2008As a sports blogger, it’s part of my makeup to loathe Chris Berman and the punny nicknames he hands out like so many Chinese food samples at the Tyson’s Corner food court. Like bad sesame chicken, there’s not much Jake “Daylight Come and You Gotta” Delhomme one can take before something wicked this way comes.
But […]
Caps Fan Shows Off His ‘Fuck Duke’ Shirt on National Television
Monday, November 10th, 2008With the Caps playing on Versus, thus drawing a massive national audience, and Duke opening the NCAA basketball season on ESPNU, the conditions were just right for this fan to get a message out to the viewing public:
Well played, sir. This obviously took some thought. He strategically waited until the puck was right in front […]
Nats New Unis Are Old School, Patriotic
Thursday, November 6th, 2008The Nationals had a super awesome jersey release party at the ESPN Zone in D.C. today. It went down at Noon … on a Thursday … and featured such superstars as Lastings Milledge and Elijah Dukes … and such shitty, overpriced food as the Zone Cheese Steak and Cajun Burger. God, that place fucking blows. […]
Vote or Don’t: Skins Uniform Variations
Tuesday, November 4th, 2008As you know, the Redskins went with all-burgundy last night for the first time since, like, ever. As you also know, they got their asses whipped by the visiting Steelers. So it’s amusing to look at the changing perspective of our commentariat over the course of the night. Before, from Unsilent Majority:
“If we wear burgundy […]
This Texans Fan Is Skins Fan-Approved
Wednesday, October 29th, 2008As seen at Sunday’s Texans-Bengals game. Photo courtesy of the lovely and talented Stephanie Stradley, who took more.
Clinton Portis Is Our T-Shirt Supermodel
Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008A month back, after the brouhaha with B-Mitch, we made a proposal to one Clinton Earl Portis, Esq.:
“The Brothers Mottram will send you one “Portis Pockets Straight” t-shirt, free of charge, which you will in turn model for the blog. Sorry, model’s the wrong word. You will wear it and allow Matt Terl, the Redskins […]





