Category Archives: GIF Parties

DMV: Jan Vesely Missed 15 Straight Free Throws, Including This Airball

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Jan Vesely was the sixth pick in the draft, you guys. Sixth! [FTW]

Five thoughts on the Caps’ loss in NY. They’ve lost five straight. [CI]

Nats may be interested in ex-A’s closer Grant Balfour. [Fox Sports]

1988 Donruss Jose Mesa is a stone classic. [O's Card O' the Day]

14 ways to improve the FedEx Field experience. [Hogs Haven]

Just Art Monk and London Fletcher, hanging out. [Redskins Blog]

Nick Young And Alex Len Got Into A Fight

Two of our old friends, ex-Wizard/human meme Nick Young and ex-Terp/Ukrainian machine Alex Len, mixed it up last night. Len leveled NY on a dunk attempt, you see, and then NY lost his damn mind.

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Click through for more video and GIFs, but know that Nick is actually averaging 20.9 points/game, which is what happens when you’re a volume shooter on the Kobe-less Lakers. Alex is averaging 1.6, which is what happens when you should still be back in College Park, really.

DMV: Tom Wilson’s Not So Tough

Eight-year-old got to skate with the Caps and KO Tom Wilson. [RMNB]

For a look at Wilson’s true fight skills, see him vs. Toronto. [RMNB]

Caps lost in the shootout to Buffalo, which isn’t good. [Japers' Rink]

Ryan Miller made a ridiculous super-save in the process. [For The Win]

Skins personnel man Morocco Brown is up for the Bucs GM job. [TWT]

Kyle Shanahan interviewed for Dolphins offensive coordinator. [TWT]

49ers reportedly irked by Skins jerking their coaches around. [Insider]

There’s a case to be made for Jan Vesely, starter. [Bullets Forever]

The Phone Booth had a leak in the roof Saturday night. Wiz! [FTW]

Terps get blown out by FSU, are not in a good way. [Testudo Times]

Georgetown beat Butler in its “most thrilling game.” [Casual Hoya]

Maryland’s 2013 football season was a success, barely. [Testudo]

DMV: Touchdown Dog!

Not DMV-related, but Northern Illinois mascot Diesel is universal. [FTW]

The Nats are interested in San Fran lefty RP Javier Lopez. [Nats Journal]

Looking at what David Price or Max Scherzer may cost. [Nats Insider]

Old friend Davey Johnson is letting his freak flag fly these days. [Bog]

Maybe the O’s should deal Wieters and/or Jim Johnson. [Ken Rosenthal]

Redskins rooks are hazed with breakfast sandwiches and Popeyes. [Bog]

RGIII acknowledges that he’s still taking too many hits. [The Insider]

London Fletcher says, “The NFC East is so terrible.” [Pro Football Talk]

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DMV: Andy Reid Should Be The Kool-Aid Man For Halloween

Nothing to do with D.C., but it is the greatest sports GIF ever. [SB Nation]

Brandon Meriweather suspended two games for being the worst. [John Keim]

The Bears didn’t appreciate getting headhunted by Meriweather. [Bog, Bog]

Stephen Bowen tore a knee ligament. He may not miss time. [The Insider]

Sounds like the Skins are trying to move Fred Davis now. [The Insider]

106.7 no longer takes Oneida Nation’s anti-”Redskins” money. [DCist]

Elsewhere, the 980 booth was busy singing “Hail to the Redskins.” [Bog]

Ryan Kerrigan is genuinely funny and good at the social media. [Bog]

Hey, shitty 12-toppings pizzas (via the Redskins and Papa John’s)! [Bog]

Six years later, the Sean Taylor trial is finally starting. [The Early Lead]

Cal Ripken and Dusty Baker are NOT getting the Nats job. [Nats Journal]

Nats 3B coach Trent Jewett is the fourth man to interview. [Nats Journal]

Sounds like Ariza is starting. Should be Martell Webster. [Bullets Forever]

This is an awesome look at the Wizards using fancy stats. [Kevin Broom]

Terps football is wrecked by injury heading into Clemson. [Testudo Times]

DMV: Ovi Got Semin In The Face

Caps kick off five-game homestand with 3-2 loss to Carolina. [Japers']

The best part about Ovi’s last-minute check to his old pal Semin’s face (above) is that Semin actually got two minutes for embellishing. [RMNB]

This Rick Reilly “Redskins” snafu is hilarious + awkward. [For The Win]

Pro-”Redskins” people liked Snyder’s letter. Anti- people didn’t. [Bog, Jenx]

Would you trade Snyder for Jerry Jones? Great question. [The Insider]

Dexter Manley telling old stories is fun, esp. during Dallas Week. [Bog]

RGIII not only bought his HS team’s uniforms, he designed them. [Bog]

Ripken does more radio, still sounds interested in managing. [O's Insider]

Machado to have MCL surgery. Should be good for spring. [Camden Chat]

Juan Dixon didn’t want Roddy Peters to wear his old No. 3. [Testudo]

Maryland plays UVA tomorrow, JMU gets Richmond. [Testudo, JMUSB]

Port City and DC Brau beers are being served at Caps games. [WWN]

DMV: Redskins Play Injury-Free Preseason Football Game!

Notes from the Skins’ 22-21 win at Tennessee. [TWT, Hogs Haven]

Pat White looked like a Redskins Preseason Hall of Famer. [The Insider]

Fred Davis drew an excessive celebration penalty after his TD. [The Insider]

There’s going to be a new RGIII documentary. Here’s the trailer. [Bog]

O’s should consider bringing Mark Reynolds back to B’more. [Camden Depot]

The Nats have a 1.7% chance of nabbing a Wild Card spot. [Nats Journal]

Matt Williams mentioned as a candidate to replace Davey. [Federal Baseball]

(Kirk Cousins-Tom Compton GIF taken with love from DC Sports Nexus.)