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Tuesday, May 14th, 2013My SovSport colleague Dmitry Shumin asked Ovi to describe what happened in one word. Ovi: “[We] sh*t ourselves.” #caps
— Dmitry Chesnokov (@dchesnokov) May 14, 2013
The Caps got spanked 5-0 by the Rangers in Game 7. Hard. [WaPo]
It was reminiscent of the Game 7 loss to Pittsburgh in ‘09. [WaPo]
Alex Ovechkin went absolutely apeshit on one [...]
DMV: Braden Holty’s Boner
Thursday, May 9th, 2013Caps lose 4-3 in an ugly Game 4, return to D.C. tied at 2. [Japers', RMNB]
Holtby inexplicably turned it over, giving New York goal No. 1. [RMNB]
Ovechkin hurt Martin Erat while trying to take out a Ranger. [USAT Sports]
Ovi got called for a penalty on the play, which was BS. [Russian Machine]
Rangers fans own Ovechkin [...]
Mike ‘Game Over’ Green Comes At The King, Doesn’t Miss
Saturday, May 4th, 2013SCOAR vine.co/v/bQ277ImVIJ6
— StopThrowingHats (@stopthehats) May 4, 2013
Series continues Monday night in Madison Square Garden.
Thanks to @MedicChick (via @HomerMcFanboy) for the illustration and Russian Machine for the GIF.
DMV: Capitals Snatch Game 1
Friday, May 3rd, 2013Caps beat Rangers 3-1 as Braden Holtby shines in goal. [Japers', RMNB]
Holtby made an unbelievable save, bested Henrik Lundqvist. [Mike Wise]
Steve Oleksy took a puck to the face, made a great pass. [Bog, RMNB]
Ovechkin scored his franchise-leading 31st career playoff goal. [RMNB]
Caps fan Brouwer Rangers posed with a sleeping Rangers fan. [RMNB]
Dan Steinberg wrote about [...]
Here Is The Coolest Bryce Harper GIF You’ll See Today
Thursday, May 2nd, 2013That would be Bryce Harper vs. Bob Gibson, as imagined by For The Win. Harper loses the battle, but FTW thinks he’d win the war. Click through for the full commentary, and check out Yu Darvish vs. Babe Ruth and Albert Pujols vs. Nolan Ryan too. I love the Internet so much.
The Caps’ Longshot Turnaround To Win The Division In One GIF
Wednesday, April 24th, 2013JP’s got your daily DMV coming with more links, and Russian Machine Never Breaks has more goodness from last night’s Southeast-clinching victory over Winnipeg, which may or may not be an actual place, but I think George McPhee’s fist pump neatly sums things up.
Also, you’ll want to see Ovi scoring the best empty netter of [...]
DMV: Caps Move From 9th To 3rd
Friday, April 5th, 2013Caps beat Isles on Ovi shootout goal, move to first in Southeast. [Japers']
Martin Erat’s first game with the Caps was mostly uneventful. [RMNB]
Mike Green got his long hair did, and now it’s all short. [Caps Outsider]
Bryce Harper’s brother’s handlebar mustache is really something. [Bog]
Nats bring 6′10″ Chris Young back, add depth to the staff. [Nats [...]
Bryce Harper Got Hit Really Hard In The Jaw, May Be Unbreakable
Thursday, April 4th, 2013The Nats took care of business today, sweeping the Marlins on the strength of yet another strong start, scoreless relief and the longball. That’s three wins in a row to start the season, and, thankfully, they didn’t lose baseball’s most exciting player to a broken jaw either (via DC Sports Nexus):
Now, I’m not sure how [...]
Bryce Harper Is Amazing And Hilarious On Opening Day 2013
Monday, April 1st, 2013Bryce Harper’s Monday afternoon:
1. Picked up the 2012 NL Rookie of the Year award.
2. Hit two home runs in his first two at-bats.
3. The first was caught by a Jayson Werth lookalike.
4. Squared to bunt in his third at-bat.
5. Did not get thrown at, somehow.
6. Kept Miami from scoring with his laser-rifle arm.
Strasburg, by the [...]
Larranaga Loves March So Much
Monday, March 25th, 2013Two big bits of news this morning until JP comes through with today’s DMV a little bit later:
1. Our old friend Jim Larranaga seemed to be having a good time after his Miami Hurricanes advanced to the Sweet 16, where they’ll play in D.C.
2. George Mason is officially leaving the CAA for the A-10. Good [...]


