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    DMV: If Peeing Your Pants Is Cool, Consider Fred Smoot Miles Davis

    Friday, January 25th, 2013

    Smoot was arrested for DUI and wet himself at the station. [Washingtonian]
    Update: Fred Smoot’s lawyer disputes that Fred Smoot wet himself.
    Caps lost 4-1 at home to Montreal. They’re now 0-3 and -8. [Japers' Rink]
    Top defensive duo Karl Alzner and John Carlson are struggling. [RMNB]
    Matt Hendricks got into another fight, this time a loss. [Caps [...]

    DMV: Fred Smoot’s Hypothetical Rap Video Will Not Be Nautical by Nature

    Friday, August 21st, 2009

    Cooley is this week’s correspondent for Jim Rome and the highlight comes at the 38-second mark when he and Fred Smoot discuss their upcoming rap video which is “not going to be on a boat.” [Chris Cooley]
    Stats say it wasn’t Campbell who failed the Skins in ‘08. [Homer McFanboy]
    Skins are handing out terrible towels at [...]

    Smoot: Portis ‘Looks Like a Tadpole’

    Friday, November 21st, 2008

    Cooley’s blog posts Fred Smoot’s “Wired Up” segment, and it’s as good as one would hope, especially the nickname portion where Smoot dubs Marcus Washington “Good Doctor”, Jason Campbell “Willie Fatfield” (which has morphed into “Skinny Benny”) and Clinton Portis “Tadpole” because, well, “he actually looks like a tadpole”:

    I see what you’re getting at, Mr. [...]

    Skins Secondary Gets Two Big Breaks

    Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

    All things considered, the Skins defense played pretty well in Week 1. They held the Giants to 16 points, including two big redzone stops and a shutout in the second half. But the glaring problem was the secondary, and specifically, Carlos Rogers, who was forced to start and play the entire game thanks to Shawn [...]

    Smoot Pushing an Impala, Starting a Blog

    Thursday, June 12th, 2008

    I once saw Fred Smoot driving around in an Escalade. This is better.

    The pic comes from Littles’ blog (click to enlarge), where he also quotes Smoot as saying he’ll start blogging “in about a month.” I count the days.

    Good to See Smoot Is Still Partying

    Saturday, April 19th, 2008

    Big thanks to The Mayor for the head’s up on this one. ExtremeSkins has a series of photos of Fred Smoot’s birthday party at some place called Club Pose in D.C. Never heard of it, but from the looks of things, it’s some sort of white girl paradise. There are several other choice photos to [...]

    Smoot Plays Despite ‘Throwing Up Blood’

    Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

    There’s a reason I wear a home white Fred Smoot jersey for all Skins games, and it’s not because of his propensity for nicknames and sex toys. It’s because Smoot is the balls, as evidenced by this story from Redskins Radio’s Bram Weinstein:
    “Smoot suffered severe cramps and began throwing up blood [during the Bears game]. [...]