Facial Hair
« Previous EntriesDMV: By The Beard Of Espinosa
Thursday, January 24th, 2013Danny Espinosa beard status: full, black, growing like a weed. [USAT Sports]
Espinosa’s beard and his GF were big hits on MLB Network. [Nats Enquirer]
Also, Bryce Harper got a somewhat normal-looking haircut. [USAT Sports]
Svrluga assesses the Caps’ struggles after the first two games. [WaPo]
Watch both of the Matt Hendricks fights from Tuesday night. [RMNB]
Michael Jenkins, who [...]
Danny Espinosa’s Winter Beard Is Thick (PHOTO)
Thursday, December 20th, 2012Danny Espinosa has always appeared to be able to grow a beard on a day’s notice. This is what happens when you give him two months (via CSN D.C.):
He should be full Brian Wilson by the time pitchers and catchers report.
Speaking of, the person who originally tweeted the photo, Sara Mosher, says he’s growing [...]
Dan Snyder’s Old Yearbook Photo Is Unfortunate
Wednesday, May 30th, 2012I missed this when the Washington Post published it last year, so thankfully Burgundy Blog dug up Dan Snyder’s old yearbook photo:
WaPo’s caption on the photo reads:
“A young Snyder appears in a school yearbook. He was an unremarkable student with little interest in school, a notably limited attention span and few close friends.”
What’s left unsaid [...]
DMV: Braden Holtby Has A Baby And Karl Alzner Has A Neckbeard
Friday, May 11th, 2012Karl Alzner’s playoff beard ranked as a top-five playoff beard. [Puck Daddy]
Note: Here’s where Alzner’s beard is headed should the Caps win Game 7.
Braden Holtby’s fiance has a baby boy, Benjamin Hunter. [Caps Insider]
Here’s the best Photoshop imaginable of lil’ Benjamin Hunter. [RMNB]
Caps “have a very special young goaltender in Holtby.” [Russian Machine]
Matt Hendricks is [...]
The 12 Best Mustaches In Orioles History (AKA The Dirty Dozen)
Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012Today’s guest post comes from Doug Ramey, the proprietor of D.C. sports blog Fatpickled. Follow him on Twitter and enjoy his admiration for lip fur.
There’s no doubt Nick Johnson has brought a pretty impressive mustache to the 2012 Orioles roster. But let’s be honest, his ’stache has gotten around the league like Kim Kardashian gets [...]
DMV: Bryce Harper Has a New Mustache
Monday, May 9th, 2011Baseball Bieber sprouted some lip fur. He also has a 1.161 OPS in 28 games at Hagerstown. [Nats Inquisition]
The Nats are striking out and not hitting home runs A LOT. [Nats Journal]
Tyler Clippard faced and struck out six batters Friday night. [Nats Journal]
As we’ve noted, the Nats better be careful with their Curly W. [City [...]
Steve Buckhantz’ 1974 JMU Student ID
Friday, May 6th, 2011You know I love me some Steve Buckhantz, and I know you love you some Buckhantz, so let us rejoice in this score from the JMU Sports Blog:
My goodness that’s amazing. I almost can’t even look at it directly. The mustache makes me want to run and hide. Closeup after the jump:
Maryland’s New DC Has Great Lip Fur
Wednesday, February 16th, 2011Ex-Southern Miss defensive coordinator Todd Bradford is Maryland’s new DC. I know this because Mr. Irrelevant Maryland Correspondent Andy Peden just emailed me (from his iPhone, no less!):
“Did you see the Stache on MDs new DC? He’s a terrible hire but he has a Jeff Reboulet for an upper lip.”
He certainly does, and, from [...]
Pitchers, Catchers, Werth’s Beard Report
Monday, February 14th, 2011Hey, Jayson Werth and his beard are down in Viera (@washingnats via Bog):
Good to have you back, @JWerthsBeard, Jayson Werth Beards and Jayson Werth’s Beard. Stay awhile.
DMV: Gilbeard Gets His Marvin Gaye On
Tuesday, September 28th, 2010A quiet, bearded, “What’s Going On”-looking Gilbert Arenas met the press at Wizards Media Day. [Truth About It, Bog, SBN D.C.]
Recapping an NBA first: The Wizards’ Midnight Madness. [Wiz Insider, Bullets Forever]
Gilbert and John Wall debuted a new handshake. [Bog]
Andray Blatche is one of five players expected to regress. [Got 'Em Coach]
Shanahan says Portis’ injured [...]


