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« Previous EntriesRomance: J.J. Redick and Carlos Arroyo
Thursday, April 17th, 2008After a lost season in which Redick recorded 48 DNP - CDs, the former NCAA Player of the Year scored a career-high 18 points in a meaningless regular season finale against the Wizards. When asked for the secret to his special night, he said, “Carlos gave it to me right where I wanted it.”*
* There […]
Another Look at the Duke Flop Video Reveals a Titty Twister From Singler
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008In the immortal words of Randy Jackson, good lookin’ out (dog) to John Radcliff for pointing out what we had not previously seen in the Cam Thoroughman running over Gerald Henderson video from yesterday. Right after the two collide, at about the 15-second mark, you can clearly see Kyle Singler go in for a titty […]
This Would Not Qualify As a Duke Flop
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008We previously missed this clip, most likely because it came after the outcome of the Duke-WVU game on Saturday was not longer in question:
That would be freshman Cam Thoroughman intentionally (at least, it appears that way to me) laying out Gerald “The Flying Frog” Henderson. Yes, the same Cam Thoroughman who — when told that […]
Our Chance Encounter With The G-Man
Monday, March 17th, 2008If you live in ACC country, as we have our entire lives, then Mike Gminski — better known simply as The G-Man — is pretty much synonymous with college hoops. Over the years, having heard him countless times throughout the basketball season, Jamie and I have developed a sort of G-Man impersonation that is surely […]
Mike Patrick Determined to Convince Us That Coach K Is Not an Asshole
Wednesday, March 5th, 2008In case you didn’t hear, Coach K won his 800th game. That’s just fantastic. I’m so thrilled for him. And you know what the best part about it is? Mike Patrick gets to have Coach K Gives Me Wet Dreams story time!:
Oh, Coach K, you’re an American Hero! And so soft on the inside, just […]
MD Fan Gives Scheyer the Scheyer Face
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008Here’s yet another example of our stunted way of dealing with Maryland’s terrible loss to Clemson (though it may not be so terrible if they squeak into the NCAA Tournament) … by mocking Duke. Via the Turtle Sports Report message boards, it’s some dude giving Jon Scheyer the Scheyer Face:
Good form, my friend, got the […]
Airballing Free Throws Is Embarrassing
Wednesday, February 20th, 2008Duke lost yet again tonight, this time to Miami. Although Duke made it close in the end (only losing by one, which I’d imagine makes it more painful), at one point in the second-half Miami was up by 20 points.
But being down by 20 wasn’t the low point for Duke in the game. No, […]
Yeah, Vitale Probably Isn’t Partial to Duke
Wednesday, February 13th, 2008If there was ever a Douchebag Smurf, this is what he would’ve looked like.
Update: After the jump, Dicky V’s equally impartial family in the stands.