Drunks
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Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008Unlike many politicians in D.C., The Mayor of FedEx Field is true to his word: He promised us “exclusive” DTC content all season and he has already started delivering. On Sunday night, The Mayor flooded the inboxes of Mottram, Inc. with a handful of tailgating videos from the Skins first day of the ‘08 training […]
Good to See Ponson Is Still a Pile of Shit
Saturday, June 7th, 2008As you likely hadn’t noticed, Sidney Ponson, the former O’s starting pitcher who’s best known for being drunk and fat, had been pitching for the Rangers since April 26. And he had been pitching well: 4-1 with a 3.88 ERA in the worst rotation in baseball. But yesterday the team released him for what else, […]
Nationals Fans Are Stylish, Drunk
Thursday, April 24th, 2008There are several ways to prove to other fans and friends at the ballpark that you’re a true booze hound. This is important, because only the manliest of men drink to excess and lack any semblance of self-control.
Option A: Pack your own booze. Small airplane bottles tucked around the waistline tend to work well. It […]
The Washington Post Will Not Tolerate Its Employees Enjoying Themselves
Thursday, April 17th, 2008The Washington Post is about to have a blogger shirtstorm on their hands, and trust me, that is not something they want give a deuce about. Yes, WaPo fired one of our own — Christmas Ape of KSK fame — yesterday, two days after he outed himself as Post writer Michael Tunison.
In the process of […]
WVU Students Build One Hell of a
Beer Pong Table
Friday, March 28th, 2008
It brings me no joy to admit that I got chills at about the 2:30 mark (don’t cheat yourself by fast forwarding!) when that beat drops. I just appreciate a good beer pong table that much:
I have no information about this other than what is presented in the video, and this from the video’s info: […]
The DTC’s Fame Continues to Grow
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008Much like the present day National Football League, being a member of the Dead Tree Crew is a year round job. As evidence, we received an email last week from The Mayor himself:
The DTC is set the to steal the thunder from St. Patricks day and March Madness. … We will be launching a multi […]
Texas A&M Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Friday, March 14th, 2008The halls of Mister Irrelevant Incorporated (I have no idea what that means) are filled with nothing but Debbie Downers on this Friday. I was so looking forward to scalping tickets to tonight’s Maryland-Clemson game, and Jamie was so looking forward to begging his better-half to let him watch the game at a friend’s house. […]
Bret Boone Used to Enjoy the Booze
Wednesday, February 27th, 2008Bret Boone might be my new hero. In 2001, he was able to hit .331 with 37 homers, 141 RBI … and a nasty hangover. The Nats newest back-up second baseman revealed this week that he used to have a touch of the alcoholism:
Boone, 38, revealed that an alcohol problem was the reason he […]