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Friday, October 31st, 2008Ryan Clark’s story is a good one. Undrafted out of LSU, he latched on as a special teamer with the Giants and worked his way into their defensive backfield before coming to Washington via free agency. He spent two seasons with the Skins, starting 24 games at safety, 22 of them alongside Sean Taylor. In […]
Burn it to the Effing Ground
Thursday, October 30th, 2008None of us are pleased about this. Seeing Philly fans happy, with something to celebrate is … well … it’s something I’ve actually never witnessed in my lifetime. But I know I don’t like it. Not one bit. So, if you’re like me, and you have hate in your heart, let it out. While the […]
Dan Snyder: ‘We Play Physical, We Win!’
Monday, September 29th, 2008As promised last night, here’s the video of Danny Boy entering the locker room after the Skins win, all sorts of PUMPED TO THE MAXXXX!!!1!!!111!
I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what it would look like if Michael Scott’s branch of Dunder-Mifflin moved like an extra 60 reems of paper or something. And Scott’s employees would have […]
Tank Johnson Is the Smartest Man Alive
Monday, September 29th, 2008Via Redskins Insider:
Tank Johnson (ed. note — who has played all of 12 games with the Cowboys) had to be restrained after return specialist Rock Cartwright stood on the 50-yard line star at Texas Stadium as he celebrated Washington’s 26-24 victory.
“This is how it is. When you win, you win with class. When you lose, […]
Aim for the Doucheface, Brashear
Thursday, September 11th, 2008Pictured: Junkies co-host John “Cakes” Auville and vessel of our ill will, Caps enforcer Donald Brashear. (Photo taken with love from the D.C. Sports Bog.)
Clearing Up the Latest Junkies Nonsense
Friday, August 22nd, 2008People have brought this up several times to Jamie and myself over the past couple days, but we were both skeptical about giving it any special mention here. But, if you’re readying this, then you’ve already figured out that, yes, we’ve decided to address The Junkies once again devoting some of their clearly-not-valuable air time […]
Phillies Fans Are Chick Magnets
Friday, August 1st, 2008There, there buddy. You might never see a woman naked, but at least your team just swept the on-pace-for-100+ losses-Nationals! So, you’ve got that going for ya, brah.
But, as Jamie pointed out to me, the really sad part about this photo is that the entire section is empty. I may have failed Econ 101 twice, […]
Lo Duca Packs Shit, Gets the Fuck Out
Friday, August 1st, 2008Farewell, douchebag. Just as I specifically requested two and a half months ago, Paul Lo Duca is leaving Washington. Better late than never.
The Nats cut him yesterday, along with Felipe Lopez (Jennifer must stay, however) and Johnny Estrada, both of whom I have no problems with other than their inability to play baseball well. The […]