Dead Tree Crew
The DTC Invades Canton, Ohio
Saturday, August 2nd, 2008The Mayor and the rest of the Dead Tree Crew departed for the Football Hall of Fame yesterday morning to witness the enshrinement of No. 81 and 28 today. They arrived safely in Canton, where they promptly gots to gettin’ gangster. From The Mayor’s blog:
We left at 1:30 this morning, and arrived here, at the […]
Men In Jorts and Skins Gear Are Drinking Out of Cones. It Must Be Football Season.
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008Unlike many politicians in D.C., The Mayor of FedEx Field is true to his word: He promised us “exclusive” DTC content all season and he has already started delivering. On Sunday night, The Mayor flooded the inboxes of Mottram, Inc. with a handful of tailgating videos from the Skins first day of the ‘08 training […]
DTC and The Mayor Invade the 757
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008Proving that there is no offseason for the Dead Tree Crew, here are highlights of The Mayor and his Councilmen in Virginia Beach for the Redskins Beach Blitz on Sunday:
The liquid in that bottle The Mayor was carrying around appeared to be clear. I’m quite certain they don’t make Crown in see-through, so I’m a […]
The DTC’s Fame Continues to Grow
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008Much like the present day National Football League, being a member of the Dead Tree Crew is a year round job. As evidence, we received an email last week from The Mayor himself:
The DTC is set the to steal the thunder from St. Patricks day and March Madness. … We will be launching a multi […]
The Dead Tree Crew Gives Exclusive, All Access Look at Their Notorious Tailgate
Thursday, October 25th, 2007About once every other year or so the malt and hops clear from my brain only momentarily to reveal a fantastic plan. Last week, just such an occurrence, um, occurred.
I decided to ask The Mayor of FedEx Field to provide Mr. Irrelevant with one-of-a-kind video footage of the Dead Tree Crew (DTC) tailgate during the […]





