Handing out labels following Skins games, this time a 44-17 season-ending loss to Dallas.
Season summary. pic.twitter.com/2We8rRZArx
— Danny (@recordsANDradio) December 28, 2014
DeSean Jackson — He made yet another big play, this time a 69-yard touchdown, to cap off a season full of them. They call him King Turd up here on Shit Mountain, but if you want it you can have the crown.
Hideous yr. Wash outscored by 137 pts. Only worse margin since '61 was last yr (-144). Yes, TWO worst Skins teams in 53 yrs, back-to-back!
— Thomas Boswell (@ThomasBoswellWP) December 28, 2014
Jay Gruden — Lost by 27 to a rival with nothing to gain, finishing 4-12 with no hope, though he does still have a job.
Robert Griffin III — Two picks in the red zone, one fumble for six the other way and boatloads of doubt heading into 2015.
Jim Haslett — One more steaming pile from the Haz. PSGO.
Special teams coach whose name I never remember — Fell for the onside kick.
David Amerson — Burnt by Dez Bryant, burnt by Terrance Williams.
E.J. Biggers — That facemask tackle was textbook horseshit.
Pierre Garcon — The late block that set off a melee after RGIII’s TD was fine by me.
Roy Helu — The little move he pulled on the fake reverse was nice.
Draft position — We have the fifth overall pick to look forward to.
(GIF taken with love from The Big Lead.)