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Wednesday, April 16th, 2008As you may have noticed, the NFL schedules hit the streets yesterday. We can mock the ridiculousness of the hype around their release, but let’s be honest: It’s impossible for us to get enough NFL, and these simple reminders that the game we love will once again start anew in four short months get us […]
Dallas Goes From 12-1 to Done-in-One
Sunday, January 13th, 2008There aren’t winners or losers when the Cowboys and Giants matchup (because both suck), but I’ll still take this opportunity to tell Jerry Jones to stick it.
There. That’s better. So it’s Giants at Green Bay and Chargers at New England. With any luck, it’ll be a Packers-Patriots Super Bowl, or else XLII will be even […]
Dallas’ Roy Williams Honors Sean Taylor
Monday, January 7th, 2008Just because the Redskins season is over doesn’t mean that players are done honoring the memory of Sean Taylor. Via Peter King’s MMQB:
“Williams, who was named to the Pro Bowl as a replacement for Taylor, said he will have something special for the Taylor family in Honolulu, and this is what it is: He’ll switch […]
Dallas Fans Decide to Fight Each Other
Monday, December 31st, 2007As if watching their team get the shit beat out of them by the Redskins wasn’t painful enough, these two geniuses decided to fight with each other in the stands. Notice that they are BOTH Cowboys fans:
The video description claims the two were fighting over a seat. I guess the guy in the T.O. jersey […]
The Redskins Are Going to the Playoffs
Sunday, December 30th, 2007The Skins completely dominated the Cowboys in every possible way today. 22 first downs to six. 354 total yards to 157. 9-15 on third downs vs. 0-11. But the most telling stat of them all: 131 rushing yards to one. Yes, Dallas had one yard on the ground. And the Skins didn’t just beat up […]
Balls Are Attracted to Tony Romo’s Face
Sunday, December 30th, 2007I wish he hadn’t been wearing a helmet. And that the ball was a sledgehammer and his face was his knee:
So that’s how you wipe that shit-eating grin off his face.
The Biggest Game in FedEx Field History?
Saturday, December 29th, 2007FedEx is an abomination. It is bereft of personality, charges way too much for beer and is hell getting in and out of. The only thing worse than the digs has been the team that occupies it as the Redskins have gone 81-93-1 since it opened in ‘97. Both have been so bleak that Washington […]
The ‘Ruin Romo’ Movement Has Begun
Thursday, December 20th, 2007Oh, this is gonna be fun.
The new site Ruin Romo is sprouting up through the cracked sidewalks of the ’sphere in an attempt to, well, ruin Tony Romo as both a quarterback and a man.
The plan is simple: have Panthers fans download Jessica Simpson’s demonic visage, put it on a stick and wave it around […]