College Hoops
« Previous EntriesDerrick Rose Has His ‘Oh Shit’ Moment
Sunday, April 6th, 2008Will Brinson, my weekend man over at The Sporting Blog, posted this video last night, but it’s so damn hilarious that it warrants mention here as well. Here’s D-Rose, on live television, reacting well to a reporter’s question:
I’m still having trouble figuring out what exactly he was saying “oh shit” about. Did he just realize […]
Packer Ruins His 100th Final Four Game
Sunday, April 6th, 2008Before Memphis and UCLA had tipped, and after Jim Nantz said “hello” to “friends,” Billy Packer was congratulated on what would be his 100th Final Four game. That means Packer, who no one likes, his been calling college basketball’s premier event for 34 years.
Surely someone has penned a more informed, researched diatribe on all that […]
Stupid Face Wins AP Player of the Year
Friday, April 4th, 2008Don’t be too excited you deer-in-headlights dipshit:
As usual, Hansbrough had the eloquence of a recovering crack head:
“I am very honored to get this award because there are a lot of good players in college basketball.”
This is true, Tyler, but no one else can make a constant stupid face with the intensity that you do. […]
Miss USA Girls Ready for the Final Four
Friday, April 4th, 2008Here are Michelle Gillespie (Miss Kansas), Hailey Laine Brown, (Miss Tennessee), Raquel Roxanne Beezley, (Miss California), and Andrea Duke, (Miss North Carolina) showing their state spirit:
Based on this photo, I’m gonna have say to UCLA is the big winner (as if we didn’t already know that). Although there’s something about that cornfeed beef raised country […]
Will Bullard Goes With the Teabag Dunk
Friday, April 4th, 2008Last night was the college dunk contest. It was just like the NBA’s, but more low-flying. I can’t say I watched it all (The Office marathon on NBC!), but I did catch Corpus-Christi’s Will Bullard attempting to dunk over three of his homeboys. Something tells me these guys didn’t sign up for having another man’s […]
Larranaga Scorns Big East, Stays Put
Thursday, April 3rd, 2008Jimmy Larranaga might be the last honest man left in collegiate athletes. In an age when coaches constantly hang their teams out to dry in favor of “higher profile” jobs (looking in Crean’s general direction), Larranaga has stayed true to his word by turning down such gigs. Yesterday, he proved once again that Fairfax is […]
Ben Howland Is Prince of the Neg-Burn
Sunday, March 30th, 2008First off, this is just a spectacular sporting Sunday: Memphis-Texas at 2:20, Kansas-Davidson at 5:05, Nats Park opening night at 8 and Wiz-Lakers at 9:30. I’m glued from 2 p.m.-past midnight, as I should be.
Before all of that though, I shared CBS analyst Seth Davis’ staggering Neg-Burns, which prompted Joe Sports Fan baller Pat Imig […]
CBS’ Seth Davis Is King of the Neg-Burn
Saturday, March 29th, 2008In this country there is problem, and that problem is the Neg-Burn (or Negative Sideburn). The late-20th century epidemic is diminishing but still widespread in the deep south and midwest, and its peoples have a champion in smarmy CBS analyst and master Clark Kellogg debater Seth Davis.
If you don’t see a problem there, you may […]
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