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« Previous EntriesMcFadden’s Penis Has Great Upside
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008Fun with ESPN.com sexual innuendos:
Thanks for the insights, Todd McShay, but I think we’ve known for about a month now that McFadden’s penis mightier. He’s 20, and already has three illegitimates. Yes, strong indeed. Not to mention completely irresponsible and possibly infected.
(Thanks to my man over at TSB, Chris Littmann, for the find.)
Comparing the Best, Worst Jobs in Sports
Monday, March 24th, 2008Actually, there’s no comparison, but away we go …
Worst job: The drug tester who watches guys “do a 360″ before urinating (via Rod Benson).
Best job: This guy (via my buddy Spachtholz, who’s responsible for most of our “opposite sex” posts).
JMU Football Is Getting Pretty, Pretty Big
Tuesday, February 5th, 2008Despite James Madison’s proud football history (Gary Clark! Charles Haley! Ray Finkel Scott Norwood!), the team kinda sucked when I was there. Or maybe it was I that sucked. Either way, I only went to two games, and both were excuses to drink Beam-and-Coke out of a plastic bottle in broad daylight.
A nice thing about […]
Mrs. Phillip Fulmer Is the Real Housewife Of Orange County
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008I don’t know why, but I can’t stop clicking through bowl photos. Same goes for watching Real Housewives.
Update: Chris recaps yesterday’s godawful BCS games for Le Blog Sportif.
Miss State Fan Powered By Whiskey
Saturday, December 29th, 2007Yes, I was watching the Liberty Bowl this evening between the powerhouses of Central Florida and Mississippi State. It’s football and I’m a red-blooded American, so I had no choice. Besides, it was in HD.
As the final seconds counted down, Miss State rushed for a first down to clinch the 10-3 victory. After the run, […]
Colt Brennan Gets Our Vote For Heisman
Tuesday, December 4th, 2007The other day, StuScottsLazyEye left a comment telling us that Hawaii honored Sean Taylor during their game against Washington on Saturday night. I searched for photographic evidence, but was unsuccessful. Well, now we have one better; video of Colt Brennan and his homeboys paying their respects to #21:
So yeah, that’s pretty much all I need […]
N.C. State Penalized 15 Yards for
‘Giving Him the Business’
Saturday, November 24th, 2007
Thanks to commenter Elisabeth for providing video of the hilarious penalty call from today’s Maryland game:
I’m not sure where you’d find the section in the rulebook regarding giving others the business, but there is precedent for making such a call.
Update: The commenters are on fire as 289 shares video of the precedent.
UK’s Brooks Appreciates a Great Catch
Saturday, November 24th, 2007Is the SEC the greatest conference/league in the history of conferences/leagues? Probably not. I’m partial to the Big Ten. Punting is just so exciting. But the southeastern part of the nation was pretty god damn awesome this weekend. It was highlighted by today’s Tennessee-Kentucky game, which featured an amazing catch to keep the Vols alive […]
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