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Thursday, October 2nd, 2008The future of Eastern Motors commercials: Less Shaggy-inspired theme music and more, well, more of whatever the hell this is:
(Thanks to Steinz. And he says I never read the Bog. Pshhh.)
Let’s Make a Deal, Mr. Portis
Thursday, September 25th, 2008Ever the cunning entrepreneurs, we decided to create shirts that read “Portis Pockets Straight” last week, a quote from Clinton’s-air tiff with Brian Mitchell. Apparently, word got back to the folks at The John Thompson Show, who yesterday had this exchange during their weekly interview with CP:
Thompson: You know what I did Clinton after the […]
B-Mitch Wants to ‘Step to’ Clinton Portis
Wednesday, September 17th, 2008Clinton Portis is good at football and Brian Mitchell is not good at broadcasting, so you know which side I’m taking in this battle for respect. (Plus, B-Mitch be hatin’.) Aside from that, there’s not much to add to what’s already a must-hear interview from yesterday’s John Thompson Show.
Portis vs. B-Mitch on the John Thompson […]
Portis Still Wants No Part of Preseason
Friday, August 8th, 2008The word is that Clinton Portis will make his preseason debut tomorrow night against the bills. Sherman Smith, who I keep forgetting is the offensive coordinator of this team, says he’ll be limited to a series or two. This, of course, is still a series or two too much for Portis’ taste:
“I’m not looking to […]
Clinton Portis Seems Happy to Be There
Thursday, August 7th, 2008“It pretty much sucks. I’d much prefer to be at home, lyin’ down in bed on my only day off. But, you know, I mean, it’s great to come out and be with the guys.” ~ Clinton Portis
Hopefully you’ll enjoy the Bog’s behind-the-scenes look at the latest Easterns commercial more than Portis enjoyed making it:
Oh Happy Day: Clinton’s New Characters!
Wednesday, June 25th, 2008The headline here is a bit misleading, as it’s actually the NFL that’s creating and debuting four new Portis characters, but still, as Steinz says, it’s June. Follow the link for bios on all four, video of Rich Eisen speaking with each and a poll giving the people the power to choose which Portis will […]
Did Portis Hurt Himself Racing Landry?
Thursday, May 8th, 2008When Clinton Portis and LaRon Landry raced after practice the other day, Chris raised the specter of foolish injury. I laughed it off at the time due to entertainment value, but now, from Jason Reid at the Post (via The Mayor, of course):
Running back Clinton Portis (minor hip injury) sat out practice. Zorn theorized that […]
Place Your Bets: CP vs. LaRon
Tuesday, May 6th, 2008As covered by La Canfora in the Insider on Sunday, Portis and Landry had a disagreement during practice over the weekend. The topic of contention: Who is faster. So, they decided to settle the dispute in the safest possible manner: Push their hamstrings to the brink in a meaningless 40-yard race while the Zorn Star […]
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