Chris Cooley
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Friday, May 9th, 2008Captain Chaos has now made three posts for us over at Shutdown Corner. All three have been Benson-esque, and the past two have made it on ESPN.
Last week’s, concerning rookie contracts, was bandied about by Kornheiser and Wilbon on PTI, and this week’s, telling tales of drug testing, was read by the namesake of Rome […]
Blog Show No. 48: The Cooley Interview
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008In our 13-month history we’ve only conducted four interviews: Brian Powell (Awful Announcing), Matt Ufford (With Leather), Soulja Boy (Crank That) and now Chris Cooley (Burgundy & Golden God). And, while our off-camera conversations are always better, what’s said here is still pretty damn good.
Press play for Cooley discussing Leinart’s beer bong, lingerie pics of […]
This Week’s Blog Show Mystery Guest …
Monday, May 5th, 2008… is Redskins Pro Bowler and as-discussed-on-PTI blogger Chris Cooley!
That’s right, an Agent Steinz-Captain Chaos-Mister Irrelevant three-way is straight ahead on tomorrow’s Blog Show, and look at Dan … he’s thrilled!
Cooley’s Shorts Will Melt Your Face Off
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008If anyone was worried about how Chris Cooley is reacting to the Redskins burning a second-rounder on a pass-catching tight end, they can stop now, because Capt. Chaos’ spirits are high enough to share some of his drawings. And, wouldn’t you know it, the guy’s got talent.
Follow the link for artwork depicting himself, teammate Todd […]
Chris Cooley Has Fantasies Just Like You
Tuesday, April 8th, 2008The good news that Chris Cooley is a blogger turns great now that he’s answering questions from fans. And not lame, “What do you think of Coach Zorn?”-type questions, either.
We’re talking, “Who would win in a tag team match between Chris and Christy and Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson?”-type questions. To which Captain Chaos answers:
“The tag team match would […]
Chris Cooley Is Going to Be a Blog Star
Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 If I were to put together a short list of NFL players that I wish had a blog, Clinton Portis would be No. 1 with Chris Cooley not far behind. That is, if Cooley didn’t have one already.
Indeed, the big news comes via D.C. Sports Bog that Captain Chaos is a blogger. The results […]
One of the Three Sean Taylors Scores TD
Sunday, February 10th, 2008The Pro Bowl served as excellent background noise for my mid-afternoon nap today (beauty sleep, bitches), but I did manage to awaken from my slumber just in time to see Matt Hasselbeck connect with Captain Chaos, who was one of three Skins wearing Sean Taylor’s number:
I’m not going to try to pretend that play was […]
Cooley, Samuels Will Wear No. 21
Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008I promise that Mr. Irrelevant has not become an RSS reader for the Redskins Insider, but La Canfora just posted that Captain Chaos and the greatest most overrated tackle in pro football will honor Sean Taylor during the Pro Bowl:
According to the Redskins, Cooley and Samuels plan to each wear a jersey with Taylor’s No. […]
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