Chris Cooley
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Saturday, December 22nd, 2012Just noticed this for reasons unknown: Chris Cooley hasn’t caught a pass since returning to the Redskins two months ago. Here’s the breakdown (snap counts via Pro Football Focus via CSN Washington):
– 7 games
– 79 snaps*
– 2 targets
– 0 catches
That’s kind of odd for the most prolific pass-catching tight end in franchise history, no? Meanwhile, [...]
Chris Cooley’s Kirk Cousins Impression Is The Best (VIDEO)
Tuesday, December 18th, 2012Really enjoyed this video of Chris Cooley telling stories about the cornball Kirk Cousins (via D.C. Sports Bog).
Forty-Seven Endearing Things About No. 47, Chris Cooley
Tuesday, August 28th, 2012The Skins released Chris Cooley today. We were pretty big fans, you know. Here are 47 reasons why:
1. He wore short shorts in practice.
2. He wore short shorts over long tights in practice.
3. He was drafted by Joe Gibbs, who’s “queer” for tight ends.
4. He left his car running for nine hours while attending a [...]
THANK YOU, CHRIS COOLEY
Tuesday, August 28th, 2012The Redskins released Chris Cooley just now. My personal history with Cooley — editing him at Yahoo! Sports, beating him in the Mottram-Cooley throw-off, etc. — aside, it’s safe to say he was one of the best Skins of the past 20 years. He certainly was a fan favorite.
He’ll be missed, and, if his playing [...]
PHOTO: Cooley Rehabs With Cigs, Beer
Monday, May 21st, 2012Here’s Chris Cooley at an unknown location enjoying himself with a beer, cigarette and fellowship. Nice Major hat, too:
Photo comes courtesy of Mr. Irrelevant reader Bobby Bronilla, who we salute for his outstanding Twitter name. Click here to see a larger version of the image.
DMV: Read Chris Cooley’s Must-Read Response
Friday, October 7th, 2011I hired him to blog for Yahoo! Sports’ Shutdown Corner once upon a time, so keep that in mind when I say this: When he puts his heart and some time into it, Chris Cooley is the best athlete blogger I’ve ever seen. If you don’t believe me, read his missive on those who are [...]
DMV: Did the Skins Diss Cooley?
Tuesday, September 20th, 2011The Redskins said they’d honor Chris Cooley for breaking their record for catches by a tight end, and then they didn’t. It’s a minor but interesting slight, as Cooley, a fan favorite, set the mark in Week 1 and wasn’t recognized for it then or in Week 2. Now the Skins don’t return to FedEx [...]
DMV: Cooley Plays Football With Regular Guys Because Cooley Is Awesome
Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011Chris Cooley satisfied his gridiron jones by playing flag football with a bunch of dudes and there are fun highlights, including some guy stealing a jump ball from him (above), him registering a sack, rumbling downfield, etc. Notice there are none of him trying to throw. [Capital Games]
McNabb says something about proving people wrong. [Redskins [...]
DMV: Cooley Kicked Fred Davis’ Ass
Wednesday, May 25th, 2011Forty-one Redskins participated in an informal workout. [Football Insider]
Chris Cooley wrestled TE understudy Fred Davis afterward. Davis does well for himself, considering Cooley was a HS wrestling champ. [Capital Games]
The Grossman in 2011 campaign picks up some steam, predictably. [Bog]
Redskins legend Pat Fischer is exceedingly awesome, even today. [Bog]
Ryan Kerrigan on his hearing loss and [...]
DMV: If You’ve Ever Wondered Why Chris Cooley Is a Redskins Fan Favorite
Thursday, March 10th, 2011Cooley reads and responds to two years worth of fan mail and then blogs about the highlights. And there are some highlights. [The Cooley Zone]
Mel Kiper discusses the Skins draft prospects. [Redskins Insider]
Caps beat Oilers 5-0 for 6th straight win, Holtby’s 1st SO. [Japers' Rink]
Nick Backstrom sits with thumb injury, breaks games streak. [Caps Insider]
Are [...]


