Chad Johnson
Skins’ Pick Kills Ocho Cinco Rumor Dead
Saturday, April 26th, 2008As a Redskins fan, you’ve got to be happy about at least three things: 1) Cincy rejected Washington’s generous offer for Chad Johnson. 2) The Skins turned their full slate of picks into an even better slate of picks. 3) Their first selection at No. 34 overall is Michigan State wide receiver Devin Thomas, who […]
Chad Johnson to the Skins: Yes, Please
Wednesday, February 13th, 2008The talks of the Skins bringing Ocho Cinco to D.C. Maryland have heated up this week, as you may have noticed. Jamie address the issue two weeks ago by saying that he’d welcome Ocho Cinco with open arms. Now, with the talks getting slightly more series, I’d like to say emphatically that I want Chad […]
Do We Want Chad Johnson on the Skins?
Friday, February 1st, 2008Not to answer my own question, but, yeah, I’d like a little Ocho Cinco with my Burgundy & Gold. And whether you agree or not, it’s a topic that needs addressing now that Jason La Canfora says, “Don’t be surprised to see the Redskins as major players in the sweepstakes to land [Chad Johnson].”
Now, don’t […]
Ocho Cinco Gets His ‘Sex Back’
Monday, August 6th, 2007Once again, Peter King proves that he is the overlord of all dorks. The only reason I ever look through his MMQB column is to find unintentional hilarity, usually stemming from his complete disconnect with the rest of the normal universe. Today was no exception:
Chad Johnson: “I tried it everybody else’s way. Now […]





